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Madoff's 'Prison Hell' Not So Hellish

But he is in the doghouse with Ruth

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Jul 20, 2009 10:11 AM CDT

(Newser) – The New York Post got a little excited on today's front page, promising a look "Inside Madoff’s Prison Hell." But that turns out to be a bit of wishful thinking: “Some of the guys were talking about smacking him around a little, just to get the notoriety of it,” says a source, but no beatdown actually occurred—and in fact, the Post reports, “he got a lot of respect from other inmates” for not being a snitch.

It seems Madoff has been performing his job—engraving nameplates—eating cafeteria food, and hanging out with other inmates cheerfully. “He’s a really good guy, he’s nice,” the source says. The only thing fraudster-turned-lifer complained about was that his hair, which he hadn't seen for months, since he had no access to a mirror, was looking wild. And he bemoaned the fact, teary-eyed, “that his wife was mad at him because the paparazzi won't leave her alone.”

In this April 6, 2009 file photo, Ruth Madoff is escorted by private security as she leaves the Metropolitan Correctional Center after visiting her husband Bernard Madoff in New York.
In this April 6, 2009 file photo, Ruth Madoff is escorted by private security as she leaves the Metropolitan Correctional Center after visiting her husband Bernard Madoff in New York.   (AP Photo/Mary Altaffer)
In this March 10, 2009 file photo, Bernard Madoff exits Manhattan federal court in New York.
In this March 10, 2009 file photo, Bernard Madoff exits Manhattan federal court in New York.   (AP Photo/Louis Lanzano, File)
In this March 10, 2009 file photo, Bernard Madoff exits Manhattan federal court in New York.
In this March 10, 2009 file photo, Bernard Madoff exits Manhattan federal court in New York.   (AP Photo/David Karp, File)
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When I finally looked in the mirror, I scared myself, because I haven't seen myself in four months, and my hair was everywhere. - Bernie Madoff to fellow prisoners, according to a source

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COMMENTS
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2-bits
Jul 21, 2009 12:42 PM CDT
I imagine an Arrested Development kind of scenario. "I've made a huge mistake."
autorob
Jul 20, 2009 4:59 AM CDT
I know what a level 1 Federal Prison Camp is like, It's the best place to do time. Anybody with 10 years or more never gets a camp. So once again special treatment for rich people. Send him to Atlanta.
Observer
Jul 20, 2009 4:46 AM CDT
I hope they take all the wealth away from him, his bitch wife, and his trusts, and his kids and his many co-conspirators and that some of it gets to the people he robbed. Not just to the lawyers who also rob people.

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