Pranksters Crash Lecture by Torture Memo Writer

So since the same things are still going on in Afghanistan would you be as happy if this protest was against Obama?

I would, godawgs. A non-violent protest that is also funny can make me laugh even if I don't agree with the protester's position. Funny is funny, imo. A good example was when someone here at Newser called Obama Oblahblah.

OK, we will operate in the Coronaking paradigm where everything is a "free speech" issue. The first people to speak are the international community, including the American generals and heads of state that authored the Geneva Conventions and the army field manual, the say "torture is illegal." Bush speaks to his legal advisors, "is torture legal?" The Yoo speaks, "torture is legal if Bush says it is." This is the part in the script where the "free press" (the only occupation specifically mentioned in the constitution) is supposed to come on stage and repeat once again "torture is illegal." The free press is conspicuously absent at this point. Yoo goes on to retain his claim to being a legal expert while the lawyers and judges of tomorrow spend big money to have their minds molded by a guy who will say anything in order to keep a seat at the table with the Bush's. My question is why does Corona-aching feel that this man is worth defending? And on a related note why do we settle for Australian "balls are buzzing" comedy when clearly this person should go to jail or at least lose his chapman job, or at the very least should be let go by UC Berkeley, a publicly funded school?