Quickie Adoption for Angelina

She either has secret kids, or is helping orphans, depending on your take

(NEWSER) - If Angelina Jolie does in fact adopt another kid with Brad Pitt, it won't exactly be her seventh—she already has seven “children” in Jordan she's kept secret since 2003. The “secret family,” as the National Enquirer oh-so-sensationally dubs it, is actually a group of orphans living with a surrogate mother at a children’s village; Jolie pays to support them and “considers the orphans as her own family,” a source tells the tab. More»

Sorry, Angelina, but adopting without Brad Pitt's consent is bad

(NEWSER) - Inspired by Angelina Jolie’s rumored decision to adopt a seventh child without Brad Pitt’s consent, Kate Torgovnick of The Frisky runs down 20 things you should never do without talking to your partner first:

• Get a vasectomy (here's looking at you, Spencer Pratt).
• Start dating someone else.
• "Throw out all the boxes of frozen Girl Scout cookies in the freezer"—or, might we add, eating them.

Jolie plans to adopt Syrian girl, while Pitt says hands full with 6

(NEWSER) - Angelina Jolie is planning to adopt yet another child, this time a girl from Syria—whether Brad Pitt is on board or not. The actress hasn’t hidden her desire to have “more kids—one way or another,” though Pitt is reticent. “He has made it clear that six children are more than he can handle,” an insider tells OK! “The idea of one more seemed ludicrous, but Angie is determined to complete her rainbow family.” More»

Plus, Brad Pitt insists on marriage, more

(NEWSER) - Brad Pitt has told Angelina Jolie, “Marry me, or it’s over,” reports OK! Meanwhile, the Mail claims Angie is pissed Brad watches DVDs and drinks beer while their kids run amok. Elsewhere:

• Madonna will move forward with her second Malawian adoption despite public outcry, the Mirror reports. “Once Madonna has put her mind to something, she achieves it—and this adoption is no different,” says a friend.

Jolie, Pitt visited Indian orphanage in 2006

(NEWSER) - Angelina Jolie’s latest plan for her ever-growing brood? Adopt an Indian baby, the Sun reports. Jolie, charmed by one of the young Slumdog Millionaire stars at the Oscars, let him in on “a little secret” about her plan to adopt from his native country “soon.” Jolie and Brad Pitt visited an Indian adoption center in 2006, and Pitt reportedly wanted to adopt a boy and name him, creatively, “India.” More»