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Maher: Birthers Stupid, But Dangerous

Ridiculous crap has a way of getting out of hand in America

By Kevin Spak, Newser Staff

Posted Jul 31, 2009 9:56 AM CDT

(Newser) – Lately, liberals have “been laughing heartily at the wacky antics of ‘birthers,’” the goofballs who think “President Obama is an African sleeper spy,” writes Bill Maher in the Los Angeles Times. But we need to stop laughing, because this is America, “where if you don’t immediately kill errant nonsense it can grow and eventually take over, like crabgrass or reality shows about fat people.”

Remember the Swift Boat Veterans? They were so stupid Kerry wouldn’t even discuss them, and look how that turned out. “Once these stories get out there, they’re hard to stamp out, because our media do such a lousy job of speaking truth to stupid.” The rational people need to stand up to the crazies. “I offer this deal: I’ll show you Obama’s birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin’s high school diploma.”

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Believe it or not, even Ann Coulter thinks the birther thing is stupid. (AP Photo/Charles Sykes)

In this 2005 file photo provided by CNN, news anchor Lou Dobbs sits on the set of his show, "Lou Dobs Tonight," in New York. (AP Photo/CNN, Mark Hill, File)

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This isn't a case of Democrats versus Republicans. It's sentient beings versus the lizard people. - Bill Maher

There's nothing anyone can do to convince these folks. You could hand them a video of Obama emerging from the womb with Don Ho singing in the background, and they still wouldn't believe it. - Bill Maher

Once these stories get out there, they're hard to stamp out because our media do such a lousy job of speaking truth to stupid. - Bill Maher

Lou Dobbs has been saying recently that people are asking a lot of questions about the birth certificate. Yes, the same people who want to know where the sun goes at night. - Bill Maher

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Maher: Birthers Stupid, But Dangerous