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World's Dirtiest Old Men

By Drew Nelles,  Newser Staff

Posted Aug 2, 2009 3:33 PM CDT
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(Newser) – Some men age like a fine wine. Others age like these guys. The Independent lists the most embarrassing old goats in the public eye:

  • Silvio Berlusconi, 72: “What with claims he's spent the summer consorting with call girls and teenagers at wild parties, has Berlusconi simply forgotten his age?”
  • Jack Nicholson, 72: This past-his-prime ladies’ man “reckons he's still got what it takes,” but we “dread to think what your secret is, Jack.”

  • Mel Gibson, 53: Unable to recover from a certain anti-Semitic outburst, this wash-up ditched his wife—and mother of their seven kids—"to father a baby with a Russian actress nearly half his age.”
  • Nicolas Sarkozy, 54: “Le jogging president evoked not so much concern but ridicule when he collapsed last weekend after 'un jog' too far.”
  • Bryan Ferry, 63: This expired Roxy Music star picked up his son’s ex. ‘Nuff said.
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Mel Gibson, right, arrives with Oksana Grigorieva at an industry screening of the film X-Men Origins: Wolverine in Los Angeles, Tuesday, April 28, 2009.
Mel Gibson, right, arrives with Oksana Grigorieva at an industry screening of the film "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" in Los Angeles, Tuesday, April 28, 2009.   (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello)
Actor Jack Nicholson yells at an official at an NBA basketball game in Los Angeles, Wednesday, May 6, 2009.
Actor Jack Nicholson yells at an official at an NBA basketball game in Los Angeles, Wednesday, May 6, 2009.   (AP Photo/Chris Carlson)
Jack Nicholson reacts during the second half of Game 1 of the NBA basketball finals between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Orlando Magic Thursday, June 4, 2009, in Los Angeles.
Jack Nicholson reacts during the second half of Game 1 of the NBA basketball finals between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Orlando Magic Thursday, June 4, 2009, in Los Angeles.   (AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill)
Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, right, walks by French President Nicolas Sarkozy prior to a group photo of G8 and G5 leaders at the G8 summit in L'Aquila, Italy on Thursday, July 9, 2009.
Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, right, walks by French President Nicolas Sarkozy prior to a group photo of G8 and G5 leaders at the G8 summit in L'Aquila, Italy on Thursday, July 9, 2009.   (AP Photo/Stefano Rellandini, Pool)
Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi gestures during a news conference at Rome's Chigi Palace premier office, Tuesday, July 7, 2009.
Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi gestures during a news conference at Rome's Chigi Palace premier office, Tuesday, July 7, 2009.   (AP Photo/Riccardo De Luca)
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COMMENTS
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youngblood
Jul 11, 2010 11:47 PM CDT
The independent sucks!
cochiserocks
Aug 9, 2009 11:24 AM CDT
What about Demi Moore and all the 'older women' dating 'younger guys'. I'm surprised the more extreme feminists on Newser are keeping quiet on this thread. Come on ladies - where's the equality?
polstroad
Aug 3, 2009 11:50 AM CDT
..and for those without looks, celebrity, get lots of moneyh and you too can qualify for this distinction.

 
Nicolas Sarkozy • Jack Nicholson • Mel Gibson • Silvio Berlusconi • Bryan Ferry

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