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Greek Woman Torches Randy Tourist's Genitals

26-year-old claims Briton removed pants, forcibly fondled her

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(Newser) – A Greek woman is being hailed as a hero after torching a lecherous British tourist’s genitals, the Telegraph reports. A 23-year-old Briton had allegedly taken off his pants and flashed his privates at women in a nightclub in the resort town of Mallia on the island of Crete. When the man grabbed the 26-year-old woman and "forcefully fondled" her, she poured liquor on his crotch.

When the man kept coming, the woman took a lighter to his alcohol-soaked genitals. The man is in a clinic, having suffered significant damage to his sexual organs. The woman has turned herself in to police, claiming a right to self-defense. In an indication of sympathy, authorities declined to detain her before the trial date.

A Greek woman claims self defense after setting fire to a randy Briton's genitals.
A Greek woman claims self defense after setting fire to a randy Briton's genitals.   (Shutterstock)
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He swears blind that he's never met her or seen her. He said some girl just came up to him and threw some party trick fuel over him, then set him alight. He was burned from his neck to his bellybutton. - father of the British tourist

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diltsduo
Aug 6, 09 7:17 PM CDT
This Lady is my Hero too. got a HUGE laugh out of this! Reply
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Robert_Dada
Aug 6, 09 8:54 PM CDT
Goodness, gracious! Great balls of fire!!!!
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Jayster999
Aug 6, 09 11:22 PM CDT
He's a hunka hunka burnin' love...
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bewilderbeast
Sep 21, 09 7:00 AM CDT
His ole man says "he swears blind". I'll bet he does, oh, boy, I'll bet he does!
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Reader60610265
Aug 6, 09 7:19 PM CDT
A little unusual to defend your self , but what ever works . I bet he won't do it again soon. Reply
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