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Idol Will Miss Paula's Crazy Antics

The true reality show is at the judges' table, after all

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Aug 7, 2009 9:30 AM CDT

(Newser) – Paula Abdul “walked away from a multimillion-dollar salary, a gig that brought her out of obscurity”—but it’s American Idol that will smart the most from her departure, writes Jeanne McManus for the Washington Post. “She generally contributed absolutely nothing to the verdict of the talent that stood before her,” but she will be missed at “that dysfunctional, squabbling dinner table known as the panel of judges.”

“The real reality TV is the group dynamics at that table and even, sometimes, under that table,” she continues. “Who can replace Abdul there?” Abdul was the quirky, kind “Baby Sister” to Randy Jackson’s “well-intentioned Middle Child” and Simon Cowell’s “smart, self-assured First Born.” Kara DioGuardi only served to crowd the table, and functioned, at best, as “the family Siamese cat: Sit on the table, sulk, preen.”

In this April 6, 2008 file photo, Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul, and Simon Cowell are seen on stage at the Idol Gives Back fundraising special of American Idol in Los Angeles.
In this April 6, 2008 file photo, Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul, and Simon Cowell are seen on stage at the "Idol Gives Back" fundraising special of "American Idol" in Los Angeles.   (AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill, File)
In this Aug. 26, 2008 file photo, American Idol judges, from left, Simon Cowell, Kara DioGuardi, Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson arrive at a promotional event for the show in New York.
In this Aug. 26, 2008 file photo, "American Idol" judges, from left, Simon Cowell, Kara DioGuardi, Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson arrive at a promotional event for the show in New York.   (AP Photo/Jason DeCrow, file)
Paula Abdul is shown during the taping of her show Drop Dead Diva in a studio in Peachtree City, Ga., Monday, July 6, 2009.
Paula Abdul is shown during the taping of her show "Drop Dead Diva" in a studio in Peachtree City, Ga., Monday, July 6, 2009.   (AP Photo/John Bazemore)
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She brought rumors, cleavage-baring fashions, attention-getting injuries, flirtatiousness. She sometimes exhibited disturbingly erratic behavior, both on and off the show. - Jeanne McManus

And the ramblings—her sentences that roared away from the gate and then jumped off a cliff, and pronouncements that stopped midstream, backed up, dissolved, then revved up again.
- Jeanne McManus

She was maddeningly magnetic, a character you were glued to even as sometimes you watched her unraveling. That's good TV. Fans know it. Whether Fox comes to agree remains to be seen. - Jeanne McManus

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COMMENTS
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cognitivefilter
Aug 8, 2009 4:28 AM CDT
has this show been canceled yet
youngblood
Aug 7, 2009 10:11 AM CDT
I think Simon is our generations P.T. Barnum and that we are all being taken for chumps by Simon. First I think it's a ploy by him to get A.I. into the news and the rating up and I also think that Paula is also part of the ploy invented by Simon because as you see A. I. auditions are just about to start, the ratings are still high but going down each year and Simon is playing us like a fiddle with this ploy, you'll see Paula will be back because....She never really quit!
Mad
Aug 7, 2009 4:32 AM CDT
AI was counting on viewers just like you, Fox, and they lost them (us)

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