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I Now Pronounce You Carnival Ride and Wife

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(Newser) – A Pennsylvania woman will take her new spouse's last name, but they can't live together—the object of her affection is an amusement park ride. Amy Wolfe is so devoted to the "1000 Nachts“ gondola at Knoebels Amusement Resort that she rides it 300 times a year, the Sun reports. “I know people think it's weird,” the 33-year-old says, “but I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we'll be together forever.”

Wolfe—soon to be Weber, after the ride's manufacturer—has a condition called "objectum sexuality,” meaning she's sexually attracted to things. She says she's been in love with “1001 Nachts” since she was 13, and she sleeps with a poster of the ride above her bed. “We could never have sex where he lives because it's public and it would be indecent,” says the unemployed church organist, but “I use photos of 1001 to help me in private.”

1001 Nachts.
1001 Nachts.   (Knoebels Amusement Resort)
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The 1001 Nachts ride.   (tblazertn)

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I tell him how much I've missed him and what I've been up to since my last visit. And I kiss the bits I can reach. The staff are really understanding. - Amy Wolfe, on her visits to 1001

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Alexandria
Aug 7, 09 3:36 PM CDT
What do you mean you can't have sex where he lives because it's public and indecent? You couldn't have sex anyway! Reply
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Newser001
Aug 7, 09 4:02 PM CDT
Too bizarre to comment upon... Seems rather unhealthy for an unemployed church organist (wonder if she had an affair?).
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Newser001
Aug 7, 09 4:19 PM CDT
I retract; read the Jezebel link... Watch the video clips, if it doesn't make you moist, you're normal...
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Alexandria
Aug 7, 09 6:18 PM CDT
I saw the video clips. There's another one where she's like 'when I'm about to climax, I say to him 'give me your fluids.'' :(
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youngblood
Aug 7, 09 3:40 PM CDT
Could it be the Great Mountain Spring Water they have in Pennsylvania?! Reply
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