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Fla. Man Nabbed for Child Porn: My Cat Did It

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(Newser) – A Florida man has been arrested on charges of possessing child pornography, but he claims the cat did it, reports WPBF-TV. Keith Griffin told police that his feline companion would habitually mash the keys on his keyboard while he was away from his computer, causing strange things to appear. More than 1,000 images of child pornography were found on his computer.

Cats can do the darnedest things with these old keyboards.
Cats can do the darnedest things with these old keyboards.   (AP Photo)
A cat and a computer.
A cat and a computer.   (AP Photo)
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Reader64481089
Aug 7, 09 4:16 PM CDT
I hate it when cat's become addicted to porn....and just when you thought they had run out of lame excuses along comes another one Reply
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Newser001
Aug 7, 09 4:48 PM CDT
Just like the dog who drags its ass across the carpet - That keyboard must be in some pristine condition, skid marks and all; I'd like to say I completely understand, but don't even go there. You need to hook up with Amy Wolfe-Weber, aka Carney-Thang. Unfortunately, she's married to ' 1001 Nacht '.
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Reader60610265
Aug 7, 09 4:20 PM CDT
Kinda like my dog ate my homework. Know all he has to do is find someone gullible enough to believe him. Reply
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kokuaguy
Aug 7, 09 5:51 PM CDT
Nice product placement, newser.
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paul123
Aug 7, 09 4:25 PM CDT
I can haz a layer? Reply
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