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Fla. Man Nabbed for Child Porn: My Cat Did It

By Harry Kimball,  Newser Staff

Posted Aug 7, 2009 4:13 PM CDT

(Newser) – A Florida man has been arrested on charges of possessing child pornography, but he claims the cat did it, reports WPBF-TV. Keith Griffin told police that his feline companion would habitually mash the keys on his keyboard while he was away from his computer, causing strange things to appear. More than 1,000 images of child pornography were found on his computer.

Cats can do the darnedest things with these old keyboards.
Cats can do the darnedest things with these old keyboards.   (AP Photo)
A cat and a computer.
A cat and a computer.   (AP Photo)
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jagerhans
Aug 11, 2009 5:52 AM CDT
first «I» am not «my opinion» , so your pun is broken because of poor logic from your side. this explains all, but let's go on. second, the opinion that all or most pedophiles are mentally ill (many having been themselves sexually abused when underage) and should be neutralised, confined and cured, indefinitely if necessary, but not punished the same way of a bank robber is my opinion and u must fucking respect it, you dipshit. third, it is a fact that malicious police officiers have made up evidence in some occasions... and this kind of crime is an easy to simulate one.
jagerhans
Aug 8, 2009 11:34 AM CDT
pedophiles are mostly nuts like this one but still i don't see the point in punishing them, they'd need rather to be internated and cured. also it is really frightening that something lying on your hard drive can get you jailed with such a charge. i don't inspect the whole content of my cache regularly. what if a malicious script drops hidden pedo stuff into ignare random net users' disks, or someone does it purposely to burn an enemy, or some corrupt policeman places them with fake file data records on a disk thatis body of evidence? here we heard of policemen making up evidence in order to fuck an innocent suspect in a bomb case... brrr, i start thinking that surfing the net is not a very sound idea.
cochiserocks
Aug 8, 2009 10:57 AM CDT
Lol...good job he didn't leave his goldfish near the keyboard - I heard it was into cross dressing satanism!

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