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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 26, 2009
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Palin on Facebook: Now She's Got a Ghostwriter

She even used a semicolon—it can't possibly be her

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(Newser) – Sarah Palin came out swinging on Facebook last night, responding to criticism of her infamous “death panels” comment in a 1,000-word, point-by-point rebuttal, complete with footnotes. There’s only one problem, notes Cajun Boy on Gawker: “There’s no way in hell Sarah Palin wrote it.” Why not? It's completely cogent, linear, packed with actual information. The piece argues that the end-of-life consultations provided for, while voluntary, are alarming in the context of a bill aiming to cut costs.

"Is it any wonder," she asks, "that senior citizens might view such consultations as attempts to convince them to help reduce health care costs by accepting minimal end-of-life care?" Gawker smells a ghostwriter. “Whoever composed this particular note is everything that Sarah Palin is not: thoughtful, patient, dedicated, thorough, and rational.” Not only that, but the piece is “completely devoid of references to God, the troops, the liberal media, Alaska, Ronald Reagan, her baby with Down Syndrome, or a hilariously painful attempt to channel her inner Jack London with some great poetic flourish.”

In this Sunday, July 26, 2009, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin gives her resignation speech in Fairbanks, Alaska during a swearing in ceremony where she turned over gubernatorial power to Lt. Sean Parnell.
In this Sunday, July 26, 2009, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin gives her resignation speech in Fairbanks, Alaska during a swearing in ceremony where she turned over gubernatorial power to Lt. Sean Parnell.   (AP Photo/Al Grillo)
Sarah Palin waives to supporters as she serves salmon burgers at the governor's picnic in Anchorage, Alaska Saturday, July 25, 2009.
Sarah Palin waives to supporters as she serves salmon burgers at the governor's picnic in Anchorage, Alaska Saturday, July 25, 2009.   (AP Photo/Al Grillo)
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So who's writing Sarah's Facebook notes? Whoever it is, they're being enlisted to perform these services is obviously part of a diabolical plan to rehabilitate Palin's image as a staggering dipshit. However, they really should have eased into it.
- The Cajun Boy

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IndyRick
Aug 13, 09 8:17 AM CDT
Yep, you need a ghostwriter when you can't string 3 coherent words together. Reply
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Adapt-Overcome
Aug 13, 09 10:49 AM CDT
Good one!
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Reader64481089
Aug 13, 09 4:49 PM CDT
Here is what a couple of the leading Republicans said about Pallin and her "Death Panel" claim:......................Palin's posting came one day after Republican Sen. Lisa Murkowski of Alaska said that Palin and other critics were not helping the GOP by tossing out false claims. Portions of the Democratic health care bills "are bad enough that we don't need to be making things up," Murkowski said, invoking a phrase that Palin used in her resignation speech, when she asked the news media to "quit making things up."...................... Murkowski said she was offended at the death panel terminology. "There is no reason to gin up fear in the American public by saying things that are not included in the bill," she said. Georgia Sen. Johnny Isakson, a Republican who co-sponsored a similar measure in the Senate, said it was "nuts" to claim the bill encourages euthanasia................................ And Rep. Earl Blumenauer, D-Ore., who authored the provision on end-of-life counseling, said he is astounded that Palin has not tempered her bleak descriptions of the health care bill......................................... "It's deliberate at this point," Blumenauer said. "If she wasn't deliberately lying at the beginning, she is deliberately allowing a terrible falsehood to be spread with her name."............................... He said the measure would block funds for counseling that presents suicide or assisted suicide as an option, calling references to death panels or euthanasia "mind-numbing..............................Even top Republicans say she is hurting the party LMAO, some are starting to catch on
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Spudsy
Aug 13, 09 10:58 PM CDT
It is the duty of every comedy loving American to vote for Palin in the 2012 primaries. The debates will be hilarious after the conventions.
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youngblood
Aug 13, 09 8:20 AM CDT
I hate John Mccain for even bringing this lunatic into our lives. Death Panels, can u believe the bullshit she is saying, she's like some form of Hitler getting the base riled up with lies. Reply
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