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MONDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 2009
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Woodstock Was a 'Nightmare'

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(Newser) – Mark Hosenball of Newsweek was at Woodstock, and not only did he not have a good time, but he can’t quite figure out how we’ve “transformed a chaotic mudfest into an epic pageant of peace and love.” Hosenball reminisces about the “massive, teeming, squalid mess” and its “traffic jams, torrential rain, reeking portable johns, barely edible food, and sprawling, disorganized crowds.” He can’t even really remember what acts he saw.

Hosenball hightailed it after just one day, but the purportedly epochal event has hounded him. Why, though? “What was Woodstock's bottom line? That 500,000 people jammed into in a mudhole didn't fight, riot, or annihilate each other?” Of all the events he’s covered, Hosenball would prefer to think, say, Barack Obama’s nomination at last year’s DNC was more important. “That's the kind of development for which Woodstock is supposed to have laid the groundwork, but I don't really see how you get from there to here.”

A couple hugs during the Woodstock Music and Art Festival in Bethel, N.Y.
A couple hugs during the Woodstock Music and Art Festival in Bethel, N.Y.   (AP Photo)
Hippies walk along roads choked with traffic on the way to Woodstock.
Hippies walk along roads choked with traffic on the way to Woodstock.   (Getty Images)
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If you like colossal traffic jams, torrential rain, reeking portable johns, barely edible food, and sprawling, disorganized crowds, then you would have found Woodstock a treat.
- Mark Hosenball

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AOgan
Aug 13, 09 3:08 PM CDT
What is the point of this story? Reply
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Alan_Harrington
Aug 13, 09 3:28 PM CDT
that some random nobody didn't like woodstock (?) although "He can’t even really remember what acts he saw." it sounds like he had an alright time...
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Snarfeh
Aug 14, 09 11:42 PM CDT
@aogan - that Mark Hosenball is the only person who didn't get laid at Woodstock....
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Bryanw55
Aug 13, 09 3:32 PM CDT
What a grumpy old fart. Reply
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chillout
Aug 13, 09 4:14 PM CDT
I wish I could thumbs down this article. Reply
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