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Woodstock Was a 'Nightmare'

By Harry Kimball,  Newser Staff

Posted Aug 13, 2009 2:25 PM CDT

(Newser) – Mark Hosenball of Newsweek was at Woodstock, and not only did he not have a good time, but he can’t quite figure out how we’ve “transformed a chaotic mudfest into an epic pageant of peace and love.” Hosenball reminisces about the “massive, teeming, squalid mess” and its “traffic jams, torrential rain, reeking portable johns, barely edible food, and sprawling, disorganized crowds.” He can’t even really remember what acts he saw.

Hosenball hightailed it after just one day, but the purportedly epochal event has hounded him. Why, though? “What was Woodstock's bottom line? That 500,000 people jammed into in a mudhole didn't fight, riot, or annihilate each other?” Of all the events he’s covered, Hosenball would prefer to think, say, Barack Obama’s nomination at last year’s DNC was more important. “That's the kind of development for which Woodstock is supposed to have laid the groundwork, but I don't really see how you get from there to here.”

A couple hugs during the Woodstock Music and Art Festival in Bethel, N.Y.
A couple hugs during the Woodstock Music and Art Festival in Bethel, N.Y.   (AP Photo)
Hippies walk along roads choked with traffic on the way to Woodstock.
Hippies walk along roads choked with traffic on the way to Woodstock.   (Getty Images)
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If you like colossal traffic jams, torrential rain, reeking portable johns, barely edible food, and sprawling, disorganized crowds, then you would have found Woodstock a treat.
- Mark Hosenball

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Daniel Keating
Feb 28, 2010 4:33 AM CST
Every generation should know the pure hell of a festival seating free for all venue that is poorly planned & executed.
C'mon--we had the US festivals, the horrid Caljams (the dustbowl of the Ontario Motor Speedway was hideous). Lack of security, not enough water or food venues, crappy cars overheating & breaking down on the way.The rent-a-cops jusy DYING to bust heads with their flashlights....Then you become selective and pay a little more for assigned seating at a quality show
Snarfeh
Aug 15, 2009 4:42 AM CDT
@aogan - that Mark Hosenball is the only person who didn't get laid at Woodstock....
NxBigmouthery
Aug 14, 2009 6:32 AM CDT
It sounds like every festival I've been to where it rained...except for the one the Pixies headlined. That was spectacular.

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