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Pinched Writer Picks Up the Toilet Brush

By Harry Kimball,  Newser Staff

Posted Aug 17, 2009 1:19 PM CDT

(Newser) – Even with two degrees and a book deal, Rebecca Golden has had a tough time keeping her bank balance above zero, she writes for Salon, so she's turned to an edifying, if often terrifying, sideline: cleaning houses. “I suppose I could find other ways to make ends meet,” she writes. “But cleaning has a physical aspect I relish,” and when “a filthy hellhole” becomes a habitable abode, "you know you’ve accomplished something.” Just don’t ask about toilets.

The recession hasn't stopped people from splurging on "a Craigslist cleaner to spare the lady of the house the indignity of scrubbing her own toilet." A recent example “mocked me with all its nasty human feces stains and the dusting of wiry black hairs around the base.” But “very rich people want the cheapest price.” Recently, 8 hours of brutal cleaning netted Golden just $78. When she gets home, she’s “greeted by the stink of the cat box” and her living room looks like a disaster zone. “I should clean, but I'm not going to. If anyone asks, it's the maid's day off."

Toilet cleaning.
Toilet cleaning.   (Shutterstock)
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The smell of chemicals burned my nose and eyes, and I wondered about the health effects of inhaling an entire bottle of Easy-Off. I could swear I felt a tingle in my ovaries. I can probably only make flipper babies now. - Rebecca Golden

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metalworldorder
Aug 17, 2009 10:46 AM CDT
I'm glad I didn't have to say it. My hours are getting cut at work and I'm looking for a second job. Am I gonna bitch about it? No. And even if I did, would it make the headlines like this story? Pretty sure that's also a no.
Revenge_of_Mint
Aug 17, 2009 8:25 AM CDT
Boo fucking hoo someone had to get a full time job for a little bit after getting use to living the easy life writing part time. Lots of people work shitty jobs to support their families and you don't see them bitching about it.

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