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Cleese Not Laughing About $20M Divorce

By Mary Papenfuss,  Newser Staff

Posted Aug 18, 2009 3:36 AM CDT

(Newser) – Holy Monty Python. John Cleese has a whopping $20 million check to write in a California divorce settlement, and he's not happy about it. “What I find so unfair is that if we both died today, her children would get much more than mine," grumbled the 70-year-old star. American psychotherapist Faye Eichelberger, married to Cleese for 16 years, gets $12 million in cash, an apartment in New York, a house in London, and a million bucks a year for seven years, reports the Telegraph.

The deal leave Cleese's third wife wealthier than he is. “It's an extraordinary world which means John is left with much less than his former wife even though he is the star who did all the work," said a close Cleese pal. Cleese sniped in a recent interview: “In my 70th year I will still be spending two months a year doing work that is of no interest to me in order to feed the beast.”’

British comedian John Cleese is forking over $20 million to his third ex wife.
British comedian John Cleese is forking over $20 million to his third ex wife.   (AP Photo/Paul Miller, FIle)
British comedian and film star John Cleese, who now lives in California, is furious about his $20 million divorce.
British comedian and film star John Cleese, who now lives in California, is furious about his $20 million divorce.   (AP Photo/Mark Baker, file)
The cast of Fawlty Towers reunites to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the TV show earlier this year.
The cast of Fawlty Towers reunites to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the TV show earlier this year.   (AP Photo/ Edmond Terakopian)
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bewilderbeast
Sep 16, 2009 10:17 AM CDT
Or better (for the rich, famous and proven not-so-long-term), simply pay for it on a pay-as-you-blow system. She rocks up at your house in a limo, she's hot, she agrees with everything you say, she laughs at your jokes, she goes away. Save a fortune in every way! ('course, don't be married to someone else at the same time, fool!).
bewilderbeast
Sep 16, 2009 10:11 AM CDT
LOL! It always amuses me when rich people bitch about money! Makes me realise they're just sad average pricks after all. Doesn't anyone tell them "Don't break the spell!" His comedy will never be quite as funny again. A part of me will be laughing AT him now. Damn!
prowlerzee
Aug 18, 2009 12:55 PM CDT
Out trots allllllllll the whiners who couldn't keep it zipped. What "happens all the time" is single mothers raising families despite deadbeat dads. That's why the phrases "single moms" and "deadbeat dads" are the familiar ones.

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