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Spencer: I Want to Be the Next Brad Pitt

The scary part? He's probably serious.

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Aug 21, 2009 12:45 PM CDT

(Newser) – Spencer Pratt has officially gone off the rails: In his upcoming book, How to Be Famous, he expresses his ambition to be the next Brad Pitt, the New York Daily News reports. Pratt is most in awe of Pitt for managing to dump “beloved” Jennifer Aniston for “home-wrecking head case” Angelina Jolie and “still end up the good guy,” he writes. “We salute you, Mr. Pitt!”

“If I weren’t me, I’d hate me,” he writes, boasting that he spread the Lauren Conrad sex tape rumors and drove Conrad off the Hills. But, “when you’re the villain, you don’t have to worry about how your enemy feels.”

MTV's The Hills stars Spencer Pratt, left and Heidi Montag pose for pictures at a Taco Bell restaurant in Los Angeles to help raise awareness and funds for World Hunger Relief Week, Oct. 2, 2008.
MTV's "The Hills" stars Spencer Pratt, left and Heidi Montag pose for pictures at a Taco Bell restaurant in Los Angeles to help raise awareness and funds for World Hunger Relief Week, Oct. 2, 2008.   (AP Photo/Gus Ruelas)
Spencer Pratt banters with photographers as he moves down the red carpet at the Pepsi 500 Running Wide Open event in Los Angeles, Wednesday, Aug. 27, 2008.
Spencer Pratt banters with photographers as he moves down the red carpet at the Pepsi 500 Running Wide Open event in Los Angeles, Wednesday, Aug. 27, 2008.   (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello)
Heidi Montag, left, and Spencer Pratt arrive for the Pepsi 500 Running Wide Open event in Los Angeles, Wednesday, Aug. 27, 2008.
Heidi Montag, left, and Spencer Pratt arrive for the Pepsi 500 Running Wide Open event in Los Angeles, Wednesday, Aug. 27, 2008.   (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello)
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COMMENTS
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NxBigmouthery
Sep 3, 2009 10:10 AM CDT
I don't know who you are.
Spydiggity
Aug 22, 2009 8:19 AM CDT
i guess the first thing you should do then...is explain to me who the hell you are
cougar09
Aug 21, 2009 9:41 AM CDT
true that!

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