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Why Facebook Booted My Baby

By Harry Kimball,  Newser Staff

Posted Aug 21, 2009 5:00 PM CDT

(Newser) – Joel Stein’s 3-month-old son Laszlo wasn’t a model Facebook citizen—“he threatened to pee on some, cut others,” and would routinely comment “I’d hit that” on other babies’ photos—but that’s no reason to kick him off the site, right? Turns out Baby Stein's account disabled because he was under 13.

To be sure, Stein writes in Time, “all I wanted was to avoid being one of those annoying parents who post photos of their kids on their own page. I wanted a place for the few family and friends who want to see his baby pictures. And now all the photos other people posted of Laszlo are gone.” The site has a chance to make good in Stein’s eyes, “by giving me back his page for a day so I can transfer it.” Do that, Facebook, and you'll “no longer be known as a baby hater.”

Cassandra Barry and writer Joel Stein.
Cassandra Barry and writer Joel Stein.   (Getty Images)
A baby with a computer.
A baby with a computer.   (Shutterstock)
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Altoecko
Aug 24, 2009 9:43 AM CDT
But not with this large of a centralized network.
Unaffiliated
Aug 24, 2009 8:53 AM CDT
Altoecko, there are many other ways to do this online.
Altoecko
Aug 24, 2009 6:23 AM CDT
To have one centralized account of all the pictures of the baby online that only people you choose can see.

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