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Ruth Madoff Knew Nothing: Mistress

Weinstein says Bernie was afraid divorce would reveal scheme

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted Aug 25, 2009 11:35 AM CDT

(Newser) – Ruth Madoff was probably thrilled to hear another woman talk about sleeping with her husband this morning. Alleged Madoff mistress Sheryl Weinstein told Good Morning America that the financier was terrified Ruth would find out about their affair, because “divorces or something like that leads to books being opened…something might come out.” Hear that, Ruth? You’re in the clear!

Otherwise the interview was low on titillation. Having already revealed that Madoff has a small penis, yet is pretty good in bed, Weinstein didn’t have much more to share, except that Bernie was “a good kisser. Very nice.”

The cover of Sheryl Weinstein's tell-all book.
The cover of Sheryl Weinstein's tell-all book.
In this April 6, 2009 file photo, Ruth Madoff is escorted by private security as she leaves the Metropolitan Correctional Center after visiting her husband.
In this April 6, 2009 file photo, Ruth Madoff is escorted by private security as she leaves the Metropolitan Correctional Center after visiting her husband.   (AP Photo/Mary Altaffer)
Ruth Madoff is escorted by private security as she leaves the Metropolitan Correctional Center.
Ruth Madoff is escorted by private security as she leaves the Metropolitan Correctional Center.   (AP Photo/Mary Altaffer)
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COMMENTS
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gabo
Aug 25, 2009 6:21 AM CDT
Sheryl figures that since she throws leg only with the ultra-rich guys, it's much more morally acceptable than screwing your neighbor. Her family rationalizes that as long as she can make some money off this, her slutty behavior is forgiven. A tell all book is one step up from Jerry Springer. She's trash in a designer gown, no more, no less.
youngblood
Aug 25, 2009 5:23 AM CDT
Sheryl Weinstein IS CREEPY but as the saying goes... lie down with dogs you get up with fleas!!
skeptik
Aug 25, 2009 4:41 AM CDT
..and apparently, according to the source, not much of a penis, either.

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