I Want a New Job: Jon

Life is so hard for Jon Gosselin that he would trade his gig on a hit reality show for a desk job, he tells Us. “I wish I had a 9 to 5 job instead of the nightmare I'm living. This is 24/7,” he said while standing outside his $1.1 million home. “I don't even want to do taping for the show anymore.”

Alas, he needs the money—a source says he’s “suspicious” Kate is hiding some—because “I have two houses and eight children to take care of and I need to work,” he says. In what was probably a message for those tabloids that plague him so, Gosselin showed up to a volunteer gig later wearing a “Lies, Lies, Lies, Lies” T-shirt. (More Jon Gosselin stories.)