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Grumpy Dad Captivates Twitter

By Harry Kimball,  Newser Staff

Posted Aug 25, 2009 5:04 PM CDT

(Newser) – An acid-tongued septuagenarian is all the rage on Twitter, the Telegraph reports. The feed, @shitmydadsays, comes courtesy of his son—“I’m 28. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says"—and has almost 70,000 followers despite being just 3 weeks old. Number of Twitterers the old guy follows? Just one, of course.

A sample: “Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down.” Another? “Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me.” OK, one more: “My flight lands at 9:30 on Sunday...You want to watch what? What the fuck is mad men? I'm a mad man if you don't pick me the hell up.”

A grumpy older man.
A grumpy older man.   (Shutterstock)
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I didn't live to be 73 years old so I could eat kale. Don't fix me your breakfast and pretend you're fixing mine. - @shitmydadsays

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MarkFL
Sep 21, 2009 3:33 AM CDT
Follow Up Headline: Twitter Followers Easily Captivated.
Unaffiliated
Aug 26, 2009 1:20 AM CDT
Actually, you don't need to join to follow. Here's the RSS feed: http://twitter.com/statuses/us...
LuxAeterna
Aug 25, 2009 10:41 AM CDT
Reminds me of my dad. :3 Also, I just adore Newser's generic photos/captions.

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