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How to Identify Hipsters: By What They Hate

By Harry Kimball,  Newser Staff

Posted Aug 25, 2009 2:07 PM CDT

(Newser) – Josh Skolnick was looking for a way to sum up what a hipster is for the Stimulist, and stumbled upon the perfect tool: Stuff Hipsters Hate, a website that "gives the world its most coherent vision yet of what defines these folks.” A sampling:

  • Other hipsters: "To be a true hipster, one does not identify oneself as such. That is why you will often hear dudes in skintight jeans and chicks flashing calculator wrist watches muttering, “Fucking hipsters."

  • Buying girls drinks: "This isn’t about his complete lack of financial resources. It’s because he’s a feminist. The 21st century is all about equality, babe."
  • Sobriety: Sure, "knowledge may be power, but the total obliteration of cognizance is totes more fun."
  • Squares in their bars: "Hipsters don’t show up at Midtown joints and force you into heated conversations about the latest Black Lips album, Mr. Bro, so why do you insist upon swilling mojitos where you so clearly do not belong?"
  • Hair washing: "The structural integrity of a hipster’s hair is severely jeopardized by water."
Much, much more in "Elsewhere" below.

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COMMENTS
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Bambi
Sep 3, 2009 12:10 PM CDT
Snarfeh, I just now saw your post (September 2nd). I'm touched that my entry resonated with you in relation to your niece. If you think it appropriate, I recommend sending a copy of this blog to her (or at least our posts). The last thing an artist wants to believe is that they can be pigeon-holed as a walking stereotype. It may aid the process of snapping her out of the feeding-on-its-own-tail depression loop. On the other hand it may make her even more depressed...She sounds like a great (and obviously lovable) person that may need some exposure outside of western culture. Perhaps a trip to someplace like Indonesia may clear her sinuses of American kitsch, and give her a little appreciation for getting to have a car in exchange for the relatively modest inconvenience of having to register it . Good luck!
Snarfeh
Aug 27, 2009 3:30 AM CDT
@Bozo - Stop yourself! ;o)
jagerhans
Aug 26, 2009 12:09 PM CDT
yeah this crap remembers me of the 'antisemitic sect of Judaism' . South park fans know what i mean.

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