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Cruise Just Cooler than Pitt

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted Aug 26, 2009 1:42 PM CDT

(Newser) – A Brad Pitt rep says the Inglourious Basterds star didn’t actually make fun of Tom Cruise’s Valkyrie, as one German magazine reported. But just in case he did, Joal Ryan of E! wants to you to know that Cruise is way cooler anyway. Why?

  • Eye patches are interesting—mustaches not so much.
  • Brooke Shields is cool. She's cool with Cruise. We have no idea where she stands on Pitt.

  • Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Pitt’s movie with future lover Angelina Jolie, didn’t stick with you—or have the nudity—of Cruise and then-wife Nicole Kidman’s Eyes Wide Shut.
  • In the early days of his fling with Jolie, Pitt kept her at arms length. In the early days of his fling with Katie Holmes, Cruise jumped on Oprah’s couch. Crazy at the time, cool in retrospect.
  • Pitt’s totally showing off by building all those houses in New Orleans. Lamers.

Come on, a mustache? That's supposed to be cool? Whatever.
Come on, a mustache? That's supposed to be cool? Whatever.   (AP Photo/The Weinstein Co., Francois Duhamel)
Eye-patches are so much cooler than mustaches.
Eye-patches are so much cooler than mustaches.   (AP Photo/ Babelsberg Studio AG, Frank Connor)
Tom Cruise (left) is totally cooler than Brad Pitt (right).
Tom Cruise (left) is totally cooler than Brad Pitt (right).
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COMMENTS
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Derni
Aug 27, 2009 12:07 PM CDT
I dislike CRUISE because he is crass-contradicts himself and is quite arrogant-I'll take Brad-bed=sides anyoine that believes in scientology-now come on -another cult
orchide87
Aug 27, 2009 6:43 AM CDT
even for light news, this is way too light.
The_Pinkston
Aug 27, 2009 4:23 AM CDT
Tom Cruise is a grade A douche.

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