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Vodka Tampons? A Ridiculous Myth

Most teens won't bother with anal beer bongs, either

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted Aug 28, 2009 3:00 PM CDT

(Newser) – The Internet’s been all atwitter with talk of vodka-soaked tampons and anal beer bongs, supposedly new fads in teenage intoxication. The talk stems from an Arizona TV news piece in which a rehab spokeswoman, Stephanie Siete, said teens were shoving liquor into their unmentionables to hurry it into the bloodstream. But she’s probably just trying to shock parents and drum up clients, Ray Stern writes in the Phoenix News.

“If a teen has vodka, it’s safe to say that the teen is going to drink it,” Stern reasons. So he called Siete and asked if she knew of documented Arizona cases. “You do hear anecdotal reports,” she replied. “If you go to YouTube, you’ll see this.” Of course, you can also see a housecat chasing away a bear on YouTube—where videos are “not exactly the stuff of which science is made.”

A YouTube screenshot discussing the vodka-tampon fad.
A YouTube screenshot discussing the vodka-tampon fad.   (YouTube)
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diltsduo
Aug 30, 2009 7:07 AM CDT
Riffran and Mad....1,000 ways to die. Check it out. Some guy does an anal thing and dies of alcohol poisoning... he had a .5 something BAC
Mad
Aug 30, 2009 4:01 AM CDT
Dilts, how do you figure the route of administration will somehow bypass the liver? Why would the liver shut down, or stop working, regardless how you ingested the alcohol?
riffran
Aug 30, 2009 3:55 AM CDT
sorry dilts...but actually, to get the effects the alcohol has to enter into the blood stream, whereas it crosses the blood brain barrier and does what it does, the liver breaks down the alcohol into other metabolites, so the body can excrete them. BUT you do have a valid point, in a way, alcohol readily gets absorbed in the lower colon, where water is also absorbed. The big diff is if you drink too much you can throw it up and attenuate the amount absorbed. In the "other" end though, you don't have that protection...so to speak

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