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Megan Fox Talks Phobias, Boys, Monogamy

Her weirdest phobia? 'Touching newspaper.' But the other quotes are even better.

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Aug 31, 2009 10:44 AM CDT

(Newser) – Megan Fox graces the cover of October's Cosmopolitan, which means it's time for a fresh round of quotes about diarrhea and threesomes. Just Jared presents a sampling:

  • The ideal date: “A sexy sandwich with Andy Samberg and Jonah Hill.”
  • The scariest thing: “Every time I go on stage—instant diarrhea.”
  • Bizarre phobia: "Touching newspaper."
  • On relationships: “Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you’re in a heterosexual relationship and you’re a female, you win.”

  • On men: “I never call them guys. I always called them boys. Maybe it’s a superiority complex—my needing to keep them down.”
  • On monogamy: “I have no problem with commitment—you can’t have a real relationship without it. I can flip on a switch in my brain, and even if the next Brad Pitt is standing next to me, I won’t look at him. But I can also turn that switch off, and then I collect attractive boys.”
  • On Hollywood guys: “It’s fun when someone intends to put you in his back pocket, but instead, he walks away wounded. I make it a mind game so they don’t know if I’m hitting on them or mocking them. Male actors drop lines about their private jets, trying to seem powerful, but I don’t give a shit. I don’t need someone else’s power. I’m obtaining my own.”

Megan Fox poses with Choice Hottie Award in press room during the 2009 Teen Choice Awards held at Gibson Amphitheatre on August 9, 2009 in Universal City, California.
Megan Fox poses with Choice Hottie Award in press room during the 2009 Teen Choice Awards held at Gibson Amphitheatre on August 9, 2009 in Universal City, California.   (Getty Images)
Megan Fox arrives to the premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen on Monday, June 22, 2009, in Los Angeles.
Megan Fox arrives to the premiere of "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" on Monday, June 22, 2009, in Los Angeles.   (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)
In this June 15, 2009 file photo, Megan Fox poses for photographers as she arrives for the UK premiere of the film Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen at a cinema in London.
In this June 15, 2009 file photo, Megan Fox poses for photographers as she arrives for the UK premiere of the film "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" at a cinema in London.   (AP Photo/Matt Dunham, file)
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COMMENTS
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yellowjeep
Sep 3, 2009 4:31 AM CDT
I was wondering the same thing. Is this literal diarrhea?
deeezy
Aug 31, 2009 9:07 AM CDT
shut ur trap and show ur tits
Derni
Aug 31, 2009 7:44 AM CDT
Now let me see-and how does your brain turn off the egomania and arrogant style-you just think you're in control-its really your brain-your'e not free-HaHa!

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