Celebs You Don't Want to Date

By Drew Nelles,  Newser Staff
Posted Sep 2, 2009 12:10 PM CDT
Musicians Nick Jonas, left, Joe Jonas, center, and Kevin Jonas of the Jonas Brothers perform on the NBC "Today" television program in New York, on Friday, June 19, 2009.   (AP Photo/Peter Kramer)
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(Newser) – If a celeb asks you out, it’s hard to say no. But do you really want to get beaten up, or be totally chaste for a few years? Emily Farris presents some “currently single stars we implore you to avoid like The Plague” for Nerve:

  1. Chris Brown: Assuming you like your face the way it is, stay away from this one.
  2. Jon Gosselin: It's a bad sign when a guy goes from "wholesome family man to the King of All Douchebags in a matter of months.”

  1. Sean Penn: This “smart, sexy man” was also charged with felony domestic assault while married to Madonna.
  2. Jude Law: He divorced his first wife, cheated on his fiancée, and knocked up a model. “Ladies: do you really want to be Jude Law’s third baby mama?”
  3. The Two Remaining Single Jonas Brothers: If you’d like to get laid before marriage, these purity-ring virgin-types ain’t the pop stars for you.