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Celebs You Don't Want to Date

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(Newser) – If a celeb asks you out, it’s hard to say no. But do you really want to get beaten up, or be totally chaste for a few years? Emily Farris presents some “currently single stars we implore you to avoid like The Plague” for Nerve:

  1. Chris Brown: Assuming you like your face the way it is, stay away from this one.
  2. Jon Gosselin: It's a bad sign when a guy goes from "wholesome family man to the King of All Douchebags in a matter of months.”

  1. Sean Penn: This “smart, sexy man” was also charged with felony domestic assault while married to Madonna.
  2. Jude Law: He divorced his first wife, cheated on his fiancée, and knocked up a model. “Ladies: do you really want to be Jude Law’s third baby mama?”
  3. The Two Remaining Single Jonas Brothers: If you’d like to get laid before marriage, these purity-ring virgin-types ain’t the pop stars for you.

Musicians Nick Jonas, left, Joe Jonas, center, and Kevin Jonas of the Jonas Brothers perform on the NBC
Musicians Nick Jonas, left, Joe Jonas, center, and Kevin Jonas of the Jonas Brothers perform on the NBC "Today" television program in New York, on Friday, June 19, 2009.   (AP Photo/Peter Kramer)
British actor Jude Law is seen during a press conference for the film
British actor Jude Law is seen during a press conference for the film "My Blueberry Nights," at the 60th International film festival in Cannes, southern France, on Wednesday, May 16, 2007.   (AP Photo/Lionel Cironneau)
This image released by TLC shows Jon Gosselin, right, and his wife Kate Gosselin, from the TLC series
This image released by TLC shows Jon Gosselin, right, and his wife Kate Gosselin, from the TLC series "Jon & Kate Plus 8" in Hawaii.   (AP Photo/TLC, Mark Arbeit)
In this March 3, 2009 file photo, actor Sean Penn talks during a press conference lobbying the state of California to recognize Harvey Milk Day in San Francisco.
In this March 3, 2009 file photo, actor Sean Penn talks during a press conference lobbying the state of California to recognize Harvey Milk Day in San Francisco.   (AP Photo/Marcio Jose Sanchez, file)
Jude Law arrives at the Royal Opera House in London.
Jude Law arrives at the Royal Opera House in London.   (AP Photo/Akira Suemori/file)
Performer Chris Brown is shown during an interview Wednesday, Aug. 26, 2009, on
Performer Chris Brown is shown during an interview Wednesday, Aug. 26, 2009, on "Larry King Live" in Los Angeles. The interview is scheduled to air on Wednesday, Sept. 2.   (AP Photo/CNN, Peter Stone)
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DJM420
Sep 2, 09 12:13 PM CDT
penn never should've went full-on retard... Reply
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Mad
Sep 2, 09 12:31 PM CDT
I like Penn alright. Decent actor (Milk, Dead Man Walking) and he uses his celebrity for noble causes. Sure, he apparently assaulted Madonna once or twice, but that was many years ago, and he's mellowed. Plus, anyone who tells Bush "Naw, I don't want to come to your house" is A-OK with me! Reply
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jagerhans
Sep 2, 09 12:55 PM CDT
if Penn stomped the shit out of Madonna i believe it had good reasons to do so... wait, you said Madonna ? then he surely had many. Reply
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youngblood
Sep 2, 09 2:51 PM CDT
I was introduced to Madonna once at a private screening of a movie that Al Pacino was making on his own and it was in a little screening room in midtown Manhattan and there was this quiet blond girl in a summer dress and I thought who's this girl, she's really cute, this is going back about 15 years ago, but ever since that time I had a favorable opinion of her. She was really shy and quiet and did not try to stick out, believe it or not. Reply
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No118
Sep 2, 09 3:27 PM CDT
"If you’d like to get laid before marriage, these purity-ring virgin-types ain’t the pop stars for you." WOW I can't believe I just read this! I'm all for sex before marriage if you feel you're mature enough, but I'm not ok with making it seem abnormal to wait if that's something you want to do. Reply
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