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Papa Lohan: I Was Wrong About Sam

She's a good influence on Lindsay, he says

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(Newser) – Michael Lohan is taking back all the nasty things he said about Samantha Ronson,  daughter Lindsay's on-again-off-again girlfriend. "I want to say I'm sorry for anything negative I said," he tells Life & Style. "It was totally off-color." Though he once called Sam a bad influence, he did a total 180 after meeting with her recently. "I appreciate that she cares about Lindsay's health and well-being," he says.

Michael Lohan, father of actress Lindsay Lohan, is interviewed in New York on Oct. 24, 2007.
Michael Lohan, father of actress Lindsay Lohan, is interviewed in New York on Oct. 24, 2007.   (AP Photo/Richard Drew, file)
Lindsay Lohan, right, and Samantha Ronson pose together at Disneyland in Anaheim, Calif., on Sept. 24, 2008.
Lindsay Lohan, right, and Samantha Ronson pose together at Disneyland in Anaheim, Calif., on Sept. 24, 2008.   (AP Photo/Disneyland, Paul Hiffmeyer)
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, left, attend the Charlotte Ronson 2009 Spring Collection in New York on Sept. 6, 2008.
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, left, attend the Charlotte Ronson 2009 Spring Collection in New York on Sept. 6, 2008.   (AP Photo/Peter Kramer, file)
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Jayster999
Sep 4, 09 10:37 AM CDT
"I was wrong about Sam. I was worried that Lindsay would get knocked up--but after I found out that Sam was born without a penis all my concerns were assuaged." Reply
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Laugh
Sep 4, 09 12:59 PM CDT
"...and I better start liking Sam or I'll be thrown out of the money loop. Love you Sam!"
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BoZo
Sep 10, 09 2:50 AM CDT
Sam I am. Sam I am a man, I am.
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Snarfeh
Sep 4, 09 11:41 AM CDT
True that. She bought her penis online, no doubt. The beauty? It can be traded in like a car. New model? Upgrade? Another color? Just toss out the old and snap in the new! And...!!!bonus!!!....it doesn't carry sperm, so no *unplanned* pregnancies result from lesbian relationships. And to be perfectly honest, a penis is not actually required...just one of Sam's cells plus all the money they have and :::poof::: a child born biologically of them both. Swell, isn't it? Lesbians rule. Reply
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Spudsy
Sep 4, 09 1:32 PM CDT
Sounds like daddy is running low on cash and needs baby to work. Reply
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