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Website Fires Back at 'You Lie' Rep

SC Republican accused of sins from beer-spitting to newspaper theft

By Matt Cantor,  Newser Staff

Posted Sep 10, 2009 11:24 AM CDT

(Newser) – A website born overnight fires back at Rep. Joe Wilson, the South Carolina Republican who accused the president of lying, the Huffington Post reports. The site makes shocking accusations consistent with its slogan: “You dissed America, we’ll dis you right the f--- back.” A few gems from joewilsonisyourpreexistingcondition.com:

  • Joe Wilson yells while adults are talking
  • Joe Wilson stole your newspaper
  • Joe Wilson didn’t refill your Brita pitcher

  • Joe Wilson claims your sick child is faking
  • Joe Wilson yells “Free Bird” at concerts
  • Joe Wilson auto-tuned your Beatles remasters
  • Joe Wilson traded the dead batteries in his Walkman for the fresh ones in your TV remote
  • Joe Wilson cancelled your insurance for buying off-brand insoles
  • Joe Wilson laid off your dad just before his pension kicked in
  • Joe Wilson hit on your mom

The empty seat of Rep. Joe Wilson, R-S.C. is seen on Capitol Hill in Washington, Thursday, Sept. 10, 2009, during a House Foreign Affairs hearing.
The empty seat of Rep. Joe Wilson, R-S.C. is seen on Capitol Hill in Washington, Thursday, Sept. 10, 2009, during a House Foreign Affairs hearing.   (AP Photo/Susan Walsh)
In this Tuesday, Nov. 4, 2008 file photo, US Rep. Joe Wilson, R-SC, makes his victory speech after defeating Democratic challenger Rob Miller in Columbia, S.C.
In this Tuesday, Nov. 4, 2008 file photo, US Rep. Joe Wilson, R-SC, makes his victory speech after defeating Democratic challenger Rob Miller in Columbia, S.C.   (AP Photo/Mary Ann Chastain)
A screen grab from the site.
A screen grab from the site.   (joewilsonisyourpreexistingcondition.com)
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yummines
Sep 11, 2009 12:20 PM CDT
pretty silly site, sounds like something like this would happen (probably from the same guys who made Chuck Norris facts) its just for laughs, i dont understand why anyone would take this seriously. Oh wait...
ChickenChopper
Sep 11, 2009 6:39 AM CDT
as long as GBeck doesnt have to back up his 'insinuations', neither does adapt...
thudson
Sep 11, 2009 6:00 AM CDT
pwnage - haha!! that would have been amazing!

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