Website Fires Back at 'You Lie' Rep
SC Republican accused of sins from beer-spitting to newspaper theft
By Matt Cantor,  Newser User
Posted Sep 10, 2009 11:24 AM CDT
The empty seat of Rep. Joe Wilson, R-S.C. is seen on Capitol Hill in Washington, Thursday, Sept. 10, 2009, during a House Foreign Affairs hearing.   (AP Photo/Susan Walsh)
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(Newser) – A website born overnight fires back at Rep. Joe Wilson, the South Carolina Republican who accused the president of lying, the Huffington Post reports. The site makes shocking accusations consistent with its slogan: “You dissed America, we’ll dis you right the f--- back.” A few gems from joewilsonisyourpreexistingcondition.com:

  • Joe Wilson yells while adults are talking
  • Joe Wilson stole your newspaper
  • Joe Wilson didn’t refill your Brita pitcher

  • Joe Wilson claims your sick child is faking
  • Joe Wilson yells “Free Bird” at concerts
  • Joe Wilson auto-tuned your Beatles remasters
  • Joe Wilson traded the dead batteries in his Walkman for the fresh ones in your TV remote
  • Joe Wilson cancelled your insurance for buying off-brand insoles
  • Joe Wilson laid off your dad just before his pension kicked in
  • Joe Wilson hit on your mom