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Craig Ferguson on Being Sober, Killer Ducks

Comedian talks alcoholism and Scottish gang youth

By Jane Yager,  Newser Staff

Posted Sep 21, 2009 11:10 AM CDT

(Newser) – Late Late Show host Craig Ferguson endured an Oliver Twist-like childhood, loves his newly earned US citizenship, and once was chased by killer ducks while he was on acid. In an interview in Time, the Scottish-born comedian dishes on:

  • Alcoholism: "The idea of having one or two drinks bores the ass out of me. If I'm going to drink, I'm going to do it to get drunk. I remember talking to someone early on after I was sober about how I suddenly felt awkward at parties. They said, 'Well, you're supposed to. Everyone feels awkward at parties.'" 

  • The Protestant and Catholic gangs of his youth: "I don't think people who are involved in sectarian violence are theologians. It was just about gang colors."
  • The danger of his unscripted conversations with guests: "It's pretty much dead set that someone is going to be embarrassed by the end of the show."
  • Those killer ducks: "I can't prove it, but it sure felt like I was being followed by them. It was one of the more bizarre and unhinged moments in my life. I got away though. They didn't get me."

In an April 26, 2008 file photo Craig Ferguson performs during the Annual Dinner of the White House Correspondents' Association in Washington.
In an April 26, 2008 file photo Craig Ferguson performs during the Annual Dinner of the White House Correspondents' Association in Washington.   (AP Photo/Haraz N. Ghanbari/file)
In this May 14, 2008 file photo, TV personality Craig Ferguson attends the CBS Upfront at Carnegie Hall in New York.
In this May 14, 2008 file photo, TV personality Craig Ferguson attends the CBS Upfront at Carnegie Hall in New York.   (AP Photo/Peter Kramer)
Television host and comedian Craig Ferguson talks about The Late Late Show during the CBS Summer Press Tour in Pasadena, Calif. on Monday, August 3, 2009.
Television host and comedian Craig Ferguson talks about "The Late Late Show" during the CBS Summer Press Tour in Pasadena, Calif. on Monday, August 3, 2009.   (AP Photo/Dan Steinberg)
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COMMENTS
Showing 3 of 7 comments
NxBigmouthery
Sep 22, 2009 12:55 PM CDT
For some reason I still can't shake Bing Hitler away from CF.
lindamae
Sep 22, 2009 5:07 AM CDT
Craig is a mixture of Dame Edna, Monty Python, classical vaudeville, outrageous humor, an English Lit Professor, a Sesame Street refugee, Rich Little, and your best friend rolled into one fantastic performer. He is the ONLY host on TV who actually has a monologue - not just a series of one-liners or silly walks. Or Palin pans. (Dave did more than 95 days of Palin jokes as of 4 weeks ago. I dare say he is terrified of her success). I look forward to Craig's new book and urge commentators to locate his citizenship coverage on You Tube. I share it with my American Citizenship class every term and they love it.
pg13
Sep 21, 2009 11:14 AM CDT
I Knoooooow!

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