Megan Fox Should Stop Talking

Though she's the star of two Transformers movies, “which I guess is an 'accomplishment' of sorts," Megan Fox's real talent has nothing to do with acting, but “lies in her seemingly endless arsenal of opinions,” writes James Brady Ryan of Nerve. “She’s accumulated a list of sound bites much longer and more memorable than any of her movies.” And if she’d just stop it, she’d be a lot less annoying.

Whether it’s her feigned bisexuality (she says she tried to romance a Russian stripper, but “the scent of bullshit on that story couldn’t be stronger if it worked on a cattle ranch”) or her feigned mental illness (“bouts of mild schizophrenia”? Really? Wake us when you start hallucinating), Fox’s statements are all cheap cries for attention. Hopefully she’ll someday be the person she claims to be, “outspoken and audacious, but also tolerable.” Until then, let’s find someone else to ogle. (More Megan Fox stories.)