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Megan Fox Should Stop Talking

For her own good

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted Sep 22, 2009 9:59 AM CDT

(Newser) – Though she's the star of two Transformers movies, “which I guess is an 'accomplishment' of sorts," Megan Fox's real talent has nothing to do with acting, but “lies in her seemingly endless arsenal of opinions,” writes James Brady Ryan of Nerve. “She’s accumulated a list of sound bites much longer and more memorable than any of her movies.” And if she’d just stop it, she’d be a lot less annoying.

Whether it’s her feigned bisexuality (she says she tried to romance a Russian stripper, but “the scent of bullshit on that story couldn’t be stronger if it worked on a cattle ranch”) or her feigned mental illness (“bouts of mild schizophrenia”? Really? Wake us when you start hallucinating), Fox’s statements are all cheap cries for attention. Hopefully she’ll someday be the person she claims to be, “outspoken and audacious, but also tolerable.” Until then, let’s find someone else to ogle.

Megan Fox, a cast member in Jennifer's Body, arrives at a fan event for the film in Los Angeles, Wednesday, Sept. 16, 2009.
Megan Fox, a cast member in "Jennifer's Body," arrives at a fan event for the film in Los Angeles, Wednesday, Sept. 16, 2009.   (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello)
Megan Fox, a cast member in Jennifer's Body, takes part in a Q&A session with crowd members at a fan event for the film in Los Angeles, Wednesday, Sept. 16, 2009.
Megan Fox, a cast member in "Jennifer's Body," takes part in a Q&A session with crowd members at a fan event for the film in Los Angeles, Wednesday, Sept. 16, 2009.   (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello)
Megan Fox, a cast member in Jennifer's Body, poses for photographers  at a fan event for the film in Los Angeles, Wednesday, Sept. 16, 2009.
Megan Fox, a cast member in "Jennifer's Body," poses for photographers at a fan event for the film in Los Angeles, Wednesday, Sept. 16, 2009.   (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello)
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COMMENTS
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BeatBlaster
Sep 23, 2009 5:59 AM CDT
HAHAHAH! You said ultra whore :)
JoeQ
Sep 22, 2009 5:30 AM CDT
Nice tats.
DaytonAve.
Sep 22, 2009 5:04 AM CDT
You are the greatest thing to happen to this site.

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