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SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 2009
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Lefties Finally Get Their Undies

Thanks to one genius store in Britain, left-handed men will no longer suffer at the urinal

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(Newser) – Male lefties of the world have long suffered inconvenience and embarrassment at the urinal, thanks to their underwear. One British store is making up for the indignity with a new line of undies featuring a horizontal, rather than vertical, opening—giving Britain’s lefties an alternative to boxer shorts, Reuters reports. “In our view, this is a vital step toward equality for left-handed men,” says a store rep.

“Left-handed men have to reach much further into their pants, performing a Z-shaped maneuver through two 180-degree angles before achieving the result that right-handed men perform with ease,” he continues. “Switching the opening from vertical to horizontal may sound like a small step, but it's the major breakthrough that many have been waiting for.”

A newly-launched underwear set made with a special blend of Spandex, nylon and polyester materials is seen at a central London department store, Thursday March 5, 2009.
A newly-launched underwear set made with a special blend of Spandex, nylon and polyester materials is seen at a central London department store, Thursday March 5, 2009.   (AP Photo / Lefteris Pitarakis)
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Altoecko
Sep 23, 09 10:33 AM CDT
I know I've been waiting for it on pins and needles. *sarcasm* Reply
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dontlikeyou
Sep 23, 09 1:09 PM CDT
Wow.... stop the presses, this is news. (Double Dose of Sarcasm)
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opheliaglass
Sep 23, 09 10:35 AM CDT
I didn't know this was a problem! Reply
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justleaveme
Sep 23, 09 12:10 PM CDT
Wait, wait. I've never used the flap thingy. I thought it was there just for novelty.
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shonangreg
Sep 24, 09 12:35 AM CDT
This just doesn't make any sense. Opening a fly is a two-handed operation. And left-handed does not mean "non-functional right hand", does it? Rifles, bows, golf clubs, scissors, and baseball mitts -- these us lefties need special equipment for. Underwear, door handles, shirt buttons, and vending machines can be done quite nicely with either hand . . .
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