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Lefties Finally Get Their Undies

Thanks to one genius store in Britain, left-handed men will no longer suffer at the urinal

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Sep 23, 2009 10:07 AM CDT

(Newser) – Male lefties of the world have long suffered inconvenience and embarrassment at the urinal, thanks to their underwear. One British store is making up for the indignity with a new line of undies featuring a horizontal, rather than vertical, opening—giving Britain’s lefties an alternative to boxer shorts, Reuters reports. “In our view, this is a vital step toward equality for left-handed men,” says a store rep.

“Left-handed men have to reach much further into their pants, performing a Z-shaped maneuver through two 180-degree angles before achieving the result that right-handed men perform with ease,” he continues. “Switching the opening from vertical to horizontal may sound like a small step, but it's the major breakthrough that many have been waiting for.”

A newly-launched underwear set made with a special blend of Spandex, nylon and polyester materials is seen at a central London department store, Thursday March 5, 2009.
A newly-launched underwear set made with a special blend of Spandex, nylon and polyester materials is seen at a central London department store, Thursday March 5, 2009.   (AP Photo / Lefteris Pitarakis)
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lindamae
Sep 24, 2009 8:53 AM CDT
Who remembers the John Belushi skit on SNL "Samuri Tailor"? He was fitting someone for a pair of pants and made some pseudo Chinese remarks, gestured and the customer said, "left." My husband died laughing. I had to be educated and learn about a man's plight in the world of underwear. I wonder if that is why most rock male singers adjust their crotches while performing? I thought it was just bragging rights, or lack of underwear, or need for powder - perhaps we now know the reason.
oldgoat
Sep 24, 2009 7:24 AM CDT
Gee in my 60 years it hasn't been a problem. I guess I'm suppose to now apply for a handicap license or something?
yummines
Sep 24, 2009 1:25 AM CDT
me too. i just thought, "Democrats need their own undies"? btw i wasn't aware that people actually use that small flap, i dont think many do. Its easier just to pull down the elastic...

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