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Baby-Scared Spencer: We're 'Barely Having Sex'

Pratt spills more than you ever wanted to know about Speidi's sex life

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Sep 30, 2009 11:26 AM CDT

(Newser) – Today’s I-just-threw-up-in-my-mouth moment, courtesy of Spencer Pratt: “I'm not even kidding, my wife—OK, I'm gonna get crass here—but we're barely having sex because I'm scared that she's gonna have a baby,” he overshares with the New York Post. “That's the level our marriage is on right now. I'm not even kidding—my wife has me debating cutting off my nuts.”

Why? Because oh-so-classy Heidi Montag might just decide to go off birth control one day. “Yes, I'm very concerned” about that possibility, he says. “She's not the kind of person who would lie—she would just walk away and not answer the question.” If Speidi spawn is truly a possibility, then for once, Spencer, the world thanks you for your actions.

MTV's The Hills stars Spencer Pratt, left and Heidi Montag pose for pictures at a Taco Bell restaurant in Los Angeles to help raise awareness and funds for World Hunger Relief Week, Oct. 2, 2008.
MTV's "The Hills" stars Spencer Pratt, left and Heidi Montag pose for pictures at a Taco Bell restaurant in Los Angeles to help raise awareness and funds for World Hunger Relief Week, Oct. 2, 2008.   (AP Photo/Gus Ruelas)
Television personalities Spencer Pratt, left, and Heidi Montag arrive at the premiere of GI Joe in Los Angeles on Thursday, Aug. 6, 2009.
Television personalities Spencer Pratt, left, and Heidi Montag arrive at the premiere of "GI Joe" in Los Angeles on Thursday, Aug. 6, 2009.   (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)
Television personality Spencer Pratt, right, and television personality Heidi Montag at the Maxim Hot 100 party in Santa Monica, Calif. on Wednesday, May 13, 2009.
Television personality Spencer Pratt, right, and television personality Heidi Montag at the Maxim Hot 100 party in Santa Monica, Calif. on Wednesday, May 13, 2009.   (AP Photo/Dan Steinberg)
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COMMENTS
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BleeBloo
Oct 1, 2009 3:12 AM CDT
VASECTOMY. NOW. Seriously.
sache
Sep 30, 2009 5:54 AM CDT
What sane, intelligent person would want to have sex with this moron?A baby? Forget it. Hope he never reproduces.
Krystle
Sep 30, 2009 5:14 AM CDT
"Barely" is still some. And some sex can still get her knocked up, genius.

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