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Stewart: So Much for 60 Votes

Daily Show rips Democrats for public option failure.

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(Newser) – When Democrats took over Congress in 2006, they did… well, basically nothing. But all that was supposed to change when they got their unstoppable 60-vote "super majority," right? Jon Stewart sure thought so. “They’d be like a bear with chainsaws instead of paws!” he cried. So why did two attempts to get a public option out of the Senate Finance Committee fail?

“A bear with chainsaws for paws can’t get a bill out of the finance committee?” the Daily Show host marveled. Declaring Republican arguments “nonsense,” he concluded, “Democrats couldn’t get laid in a house whose sole purpose is to have consequence and disease-free sex with legislators on finance committees.”

A snarky graphic is seen in this Daily Show screenshot.
A snarky graphic is seen in this Daily Show screenshot.
In this Oct. 8, 2008, file photo, host Jon Stewart gestures during a taping of
In this Oct. 8, 2008, file photo, host Jon Stewart gestures during a taping of "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" in New York.   (AP Photo/Evan Agostini, file)
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Jon Stewart rips the Democrats for poor use of a Super Majority.   (Comedy Central)

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Yourself
Oct 1, 09 10:27 AM CDT
cause they keep pandering to the minority for some unknown f-ing reason. Harry Reid needs to go, he's far from a "LEADER" and he's far from being the true voice of majority. Reply
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bewilderbeast
Oct 21, 09 6:33 AM CDT
The f-ing reasons are lobbyists, contributions and earmarks. And wanting to stay in office much more than wanting to actually, y'know, serve.
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Mia
Oct 1, 09 10:30 AM CDT
They do need to grow some balls. Reply
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dax
Oct 1, 09 10:32 AM CDT
'Battered spouse' syndrome after two decades of being pummeled by the Right's enforcers. Reply
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Derni
Oct 1, 09 10:33 AM CDT
Great commentary!!! The democrats are their own worst eneemy-If they don't get a health plan and one with a public option they're in serious trouble-so damned if they do..(maybe) and definitely damned if they Don't..After seeing the plan all Congreesman and womane have on the HIll -all Americans should be up in arms that they don't have basic care and a public option..after seeing trhe report yesterday and nolting that they would not talk with reporters regarding the health plan---secrecy is alive on the Hill.. I hope our plan costs us only $503 a year and we have the great care they do..when is middle America going to wake up and stop with..well they deserve it ..etc comments..YOU Elected them..you deserve what they have or better..the don't deserve all they have..wake up America>>> claim what you deserve..YOU SHOULD HAVE HEALTH CARE..and you have people in WA DC saying no due to cist..look at the money we pay for them on a yearly basis to the Navy Doctors for care..do you get it America..do we need to dumb it down? Get angry at the fact that they don't want you to have basic carfe and look at what you pay for them to get care..checkout the report on ABC internet news under Health..it was on national news last night Reply
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