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Today's Hot Topic in Syrian Blogosphere: Masturbation

Regime doesn't seem to mind as long as it doesn't challenge authority

By Will McCahill,  Newser Staff

Posted Oct 4, 2009 1:31 PM CDT

(Newser) – Syria’s authoritarian regime has been quick to lock up bloggers who tweak it even slightly, but it seems to have turned the other cheek as a flame war over masturbation has erupted. One blogger’s call for a crackdown on the evidently widespread “secret habit” elicited a push for an “unprecedented Syrian Orgasm against absurdity, hypocrisy, and sanctimony,” while a third Web critic wants an entire week devoted to moral decay.

“Whenever you have a high degree of authoritarianism, the things that are tolerated will rise to the surface quite forcefully,” one unsurprised Syria expert tells Newsweek. Indeed, adds the blogger whose anti-morality festivities would include pornography, drug use, and eating during Ramadan, “you’re only in danger when discussing sensitive political issues. The presidency, for example.”

Masturbation is epidemic among Syrians, some bloggers say.
Masturbation is epidemic among Syrians, some bloggers say.   (AP Photo)
The blog post claiming that masturbation has spread among the youths like wildfire in Syria.
The blog post claiming that masturbation has "spread among the youths like wildfire" in Syria.   (http://fadlatamazsibai.wordpress.com)
Criticism of Syrian President Bashar Assad is off-limits to bloggers; not so masturbation.
Criticism of Syrian President Bashar Assad is off-limits to bloggers; not so masturbation.   (AP Photo)
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GHEORGHE
Sep 13, 2010 1:39 AM CDT
SOMEBODY IN DAMASCUS MUST BE RAKING IN THE SHEKELS WITH THE CONCESSION TO SELL VASEOLINE THERE!
Hip
Oct 5, 2009 7:55 AM CDT
Sounds like Socialjism to me...
riffran
Oct 5, 2009 2:33 AM CDT
watch the glaze on the syrian bundt cake

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