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Today's Hot Topic in Syrian Blogosphere: Masturbation

Regime doesn't seem to mind as long as it doesn't challenge authority

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(Newser) – Syria’s authoritarian regime has been quick to lock up bloggers who tweak it even slightly, but it seems to have turned the other cheek as a flame war over masturbation has erupted. One blogger’s call for a crackdown on the evidently widespread “secret habit” elicited a push for an “unprecedented Syrian Orgasm against absurdity, hypocrisy, and sanctimony,” while a third Web critic wants an entire week devoted to moral decay.

“Whenever you have a high degree of authoritarianism, the things that are tolerated will rise to the surface quite forcefully,” one unsurprised Syria expert tells Newsweek. Indeed, adds the blogger whose anti-morality festivities would include pornography, drug use, and eating during Ramadan, “you’re only in danger when discussing sensitive political issues. The presidency, for example.”

Masturbation is epidemic among Syrians, some bloggers say.
Masturbation is epidemic among Syrians, some bloggers say.   (AP Photo)
The blog post claiming that masturbation has
The blog post claiming that masturbation has "spread among the youths like wildfire" in Syria.   (http://fadlatamazsibai.wordpress.com)
Criticism of Syrian President Bashar Assad is off-limits to bloggers; not so masturbation.
Criticism of Syrian President Bashar Assad is off-limits to bloggers; not so masturbation.   (AP Photo)
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kokuaguy
Oct 4, 09 1:38 PM CDT
Let's get together in Honolulu, yoedude. See the email address on my profile. Reply
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Snarfeh
Oct 4, 09 2:14 PM CDT
Hey K-Guy!! Been missing ya!
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riffran
Oct 5, 09 1:35 AM CDT
W B Koku!!!
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proud_prude
Oct 4, 09 1:52 PM CDT
"And let those who find not the financial means for marriage keep themselves chaste, until Allah enriches them of His bounty." 24.33. Reply
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Spudsy
Oct 4, 09 1:56 PM CDT
Great passages like that have led to the twisted reasoning that has brought us such great acts as "saddlebacking". You can look it up on urbandictionary.
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