Onion Peels Into Greeting Card Business
Yesterday's fake headlines become today's salutations
By Rob Quinn,  Newser Staff
Posted Oct 6, 2009 9:20 AM CDT
One of the Onion's new line of greeting cards.   (Onion )
camera-icon View 2 more images

(Newser) – Real newspapers take note: The Onion has found a way to squeeze some money out of its back issues. A new line of greeting cards based on its parody articles has hit Target, giving Americans the perfect way to convey sentiments like "Search for Self Called Off After 38 Years" and "Study: Alligators Dangerous No Matter How Drunk You Are."