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12 Food Trends That Need to Die

Calorie counts are a bummer, and unisex bathrooms are embarrassing

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Oct 12, 2009 11:47 AM CDT

(Newser) – Why must everything, from burgers to pizza to Vietnamese street sandwiches, have a high-end gourmet version? Those three things should die, along with 9 other food trends that bug Esquire:

  1. Faux speakeasies: spots with no phone number, sign
  2. "Farm to table": idea is fine, but the expression must die
  3. Unisex bathrooms

  1. Calorie counts on menus
  2. More than one kind of salt on the table
  3. Our obsession with restaurant critics
  4. "Cocktail programs": Esquire didn't explain what that means...
  5. "Any food turned into powder"
  6. Waiters named "Todd": just because

Please: No more fake speakeasies, Esquire begs.
Please: No more fake speakeasies, Esquire begs.   (©tim eschaton)
This July 18, 2008 file photo shows a McDonalds drive-thru menu in New York printed with calorie counts for each food item.
This July 18, 2008 file photo shows a McDonalds drive-thru menu in New York printed with calorie counts for each food item.   (AP Photo/Ed Ou, File)
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COMMENTS
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yesno858
Oct 13, 2009 6:59 AM CDT
someone has way too much time on his hands...
yummines
Oct 13, 2009 5:21 AM CDT
this is absolute fail. a completely pointless list of things that people don't care about. i thought that Newser had, you know, news?
Unaffiliated
Oct 13, 2009 5:01 AM CDT
Lots of complaints about the newsworthiness of this article/summary, yet it's the #1 most popular article right now. So what does that tell us?

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