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'Sex Mints'? No, Thanks!

'Internal feminine flavoring' not quite what this blogger had in mind

By M. Morris,  Newser Staff

Posted Oct 12, 2009 5:10 PM CDT

(Newser) – The press release was so intriguing that Jen Phillips had to know more. Linger mints are being promoted as "internal feminine flavoring"—you read that right—with the catchall please-don't-sue-us warning that they're "for novelty use only." And no wonder: They're mostly sugar, which is a recipe for a yeast infection. Asks Phillips: "Where did the idea for this curiously wrong mint come from?"

From a company that makes breath mints for trade show giveaways, of course! As for the woman who purportedly learned of this wondrous remedy for a nonexistent problem on a trip to India, Phillips blogs for Mother Jones, "I've requested an interview with this mysterious entrepreneur, but have yet to speak with her."

The mysterious entrepreneur behind Linger mints (these are another brand) piqued blogger Jen Phillips' curiosity.
The "mysterious entrepreneur" behind Linger mints (these are another brand) piqued blogger Jen Phillips' curiosity.   (©bionicteaching)
Linger mints are just a novelty, the distributor insists.
Linger mints are just a novelty, the distributor insists.   (©AMagill)
Minty-fresh jeans are just a moment away.
Minty-fresh jeans are just a moment away.   (©isyamuddin)
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COMMENTS
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JoeQ
Oct 13, 2009 12:41 PM CDT
Similar idea to condom-mints, offered at most restaurants.
Fig-Neutron
Oct 13, 2009 12:11 PM CDT
Sorry, I thought they meant that was the flavor of the mint.
cochiserocks
Oct 13, 2009 6:26 AM CDT
LOL This is hilarious! What I don't understand is why they didn't use the Polo Mint design. "The Mint with the Hole......for your...etc...."

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