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Lingerie Football: Beyond Demeaning

Nearly naked ball a better place for the pretty-but-talentless than, say, politics

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Oct 16, 2009 10:43 AM CDT

(Newser) – Critics of the Lingerie Football League were vindicated when the highlight of the very first game was a quarterback getting her bra ripped off. “No doubt about it—the Lingerie Football League is demeaning to women, demeaning to football, and even demeaning to lingerie,” writes Greg Beato for DoubleX. But don’t write it off just yet: Lingerie football could very well save other, more important, parts of the cultural landscape.

Think about it: “The notion that aesthetics matter at least as much as talent” already pervades journalism, politics, even stand-up comedy—pretty much everything except sports. “If the Lingerie Football League can help change that, we’ll all owe it a drunken high-five,” Beato continues. After all, “where, really, is the best place to steer the beautiful but unqualified? To the White House, or to the 20-yard-line of the Sears Centre Arena?”

Michelle Sotak of the Chicago Bliss walks off the field during the opening game of the Lingerie Football League (LFL) at the Sears Centre Arena September 4, 2009 in Hoffman Estates, Illinois.
Michelle Sotak of the Chicago Bliss walks off the field during the opening game of the Lingerie Football League (LFL) at the Sears Centre Arena September 4, 2009 in Hoffman Estates, Illinois.   (Getty Images)
Miami Caliente's Michelle Stevens runs the ball in the opening game of the Lingerie Football League (LFL) at the Sears Centre Arena September 4, 2009 in Hoffman Estates, Illinois.
Miami Caliente's Michelle Stevens runs the ball in the opening game of the Lingerie Football League (LFL) at the Sears Centre Arena September 4, 2009 in Hoffman Estates, Illinois.   (Getty Images)
Members of the Chicago Bliss prepare to leave the field in the opening game of the Lingerie Football League (LFL) at the Sears Centre Arena September 4, 2009 in Hoffman Estates, Illinois.
Members of the Chicago Bliss prepare to leave the field in the opening game of the Lingerie Football League (LFL) at the Sears Centre Arena September 4, 2009 in Hoffman Estates, Illinois.   (Getty Images)
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If you really care about the future of America, skip your annual donation to the United Way and buy a half-dozen tickets to the next San Diego Seduction game instead. - Greg Beato

In time, talent-free knockouts of both genders will command just as much legitimacy in arenas and stadiums as they do now in theaters, news studios, and governors’ offices, and if we’re lucky, they’ll choose lingerie football over politics.
- Greg Beato

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COMMENTS
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thejoint00
Oct 21, 2009 4:00 AM CDT
hopefully they'll make a movie out of it and call it "a football league of thier own"
d3wd
Oct 19, 2009 4:02 AM CDT
Three yards and a cloud of lust.
cochiserocks
Oct 18, 2009 12:51 PM CDT
lol - that made me smile - a lot! :-)

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