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Words Men Must Not Say

'Tummy,' 'mommy,' and 'panties,' just to name a few

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(Newser) – Grown men should not say “mommy.” Or, for that matter, “tummy” or “belly button.” These things should be self-evident, but in case they aren’t, here’s Esquire’s list of words and phrases men just shouldn’t utter. Some are offensive, some overused, and some just plain unbecoming:

  • Reach out (unless you actually mean with your arm)
  • Panties
  • Mixed bag
  • Veggie
  • Vino ("unless you're an Italian. In Italy.")
  • Natch
  • Wingin’ it (just “wing it,” OK?)

  • Nippy
  • The first name of any female celebrity not immediately followed by her last name. (example: “Angelina")
  • Pee
  • Derring-do
  • Going forward (marks you as a corporate robot)
  • It is what it is (not even if you're a pro athlete)
  • Boobs
  • Slacks
  • Gen (as in “Gen X,” “Gen Y” or “next-gen.”)
  • Expresso
  • Willy-nilly
  • Make love
  • Yell-o (the phone greeting)
  • Cool
  • Bye-bye

If you're thinking about uttering the word
If you're thinking about uttering the word "tummy" or "mommy," please, stop.   (Shutterstock)
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hamsammichs
Oct 19, 09 2:59 PM CDT
God newser you are starting to suck so bad. At least run another redundant Rush article so we can have something to discuss. And what's wrong with expresso? Should I just point to the board behind the coffee attendent instead? Reply
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pitiful_pulp
Oct 19, 09 3:04 PM CDT
its espresso.
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calkino
Oct 19, 09 3:05 PM CDT
i figured they're trying to make you say "espresso" instead. but honestly, this article is bunk. no mixed bag, veggies, boobs, or cool? shut up, esquire.
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vendetta
Oct 19, 09 4:54 PM CDT
This. This makes news? STFU newser and report the NEWS not crap written by gay men.
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kyleleitch
Oct 19, 09 5:50 PM CDT
Normally i'd take offense to that, but I have to agree with you there, Vendetta...
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