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Heene Wore a Bra, Wrote Theme Songs

Internet yields veritable treasure trove of Balloon Boy family background

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Oct 20, 2009 8:55 AM CDT

(Newser) – Richard Heene wanted to make his family famous, so it's no surprise that the Internet yields a wide variety of background info on the balloon boy dad—from the hilarious (Heene wearing a bra) to the not-so-hilarious (former run-ins with the law). Read on for more:

  • TMZ unearthed two audio gems: Theme songs Heene wrote for shows he cooked up in 2005, "The Psyience Detective" ("Tune into the show that's really effective/Watch Richard Heene—Science Detective!") and "The Contractor" ("If you need it built or fixed/There's just one man to pick/That's Richard Heene—contractor!").

  • CBS, meanwhile, found a YouTube clip (sadly, since taken down) of Heene ranting about fake breasts and make-up—while donning, you guessed it, a bra and make-up. "What do you think of me now? Do you find this attractive?" he asks while cupping his new undergarment. For more Heene quotes, see left.
  • A former employee reported Heene to Children and Family Services sometime between 2004 and 2006. Heene himself admitted as much in a request for a restraining order against the employee, whom he said filed the "erroneous" report to get revenge against Heene, TMZ reports.
  • Heene has also had several brushes with the law: He was arrested in 1997 on charges of vandalism, vehicle tampering, and disturbing the peace, E! reports, and in February a deputy responded to a 911 hang-up call from the Heenes' house and found Richard yelling and wife Mayumi with broken blood vessels in her eye.

Richard Heene walks back to his home Monday, Oct. 19, 2009 in Fort Collins, Colo.
Richard Heene walks back to his home Monday, Oct. 19, 2009 in Fort Collins, Colo.   (AP Photo/Will Powers)
In this TV publicity image released by ABC, the Heene family, clockwise from back left, Richard, Mayumi, Ryan, Falcon and Bradford are shown at their home in Fort Collins, Colo. on Nov. 15, 2008. The Heene family were featured on the 100th episode of the ABC reality series, Wife Swap,...
In this TV publicity image released by ABC, the Heene family, clockwise from back left, Richard, Mayumi, Ryan, Falcon and Bradford are shown at their home in Fort Collins, Colo. on Nov. 15, 2008. The...   (AP Photo/ABC)
Richard Heene wears a bra in this YouTube thumbnail.
Richard Heene wears a bra in this YouTube thumbnail.   (YouTube)
Richard Heene wears a bra in this YouTube thumbnail.
Richard Heene wears a bra in this YouTube thumbnail.   (YouTube)
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"Women who get fake boobs, there's too many. Really we need variety. You got to spice it up. Make it so that like it's a rare thing instead of like everyone in the assembly line getting fake boobs. I don't find that attractive. - Richard Heene

You don't see men wearing makeup. To me it's a kind of clown face. Why would a good looking woman want to put on makeup? Wouldn't like some ugly chick want to put on makeup to look like the good looking women? - Richard Heene

This is bothersome to me. Britney Spears: She was a cute young lady, and then next thing you know, I think she gets some fake boobs. Fake or real? - Richard Heene

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COMMENTS
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yellowjeep
Oct 20, 2009 9:30 AM CDT
This article is further proof that the balloon boy hoax maybe the most successful hoax ever. stop publishing this shit already.
Snarfeh
Oct 20, 2009 7:14 AM CDT
Wow....wonder what Jon Gosselin will have do to top this guy?
Cricket
Oct 20, 2009 4:16 AM CDT
What will they be doing with those poor kids! That is what I am worried about. Now that the youngest one spilled the beans.. they need to be watching them like a hawk to make sure they don't abuse the kid!! Heck with folks like that ..maybe the kids should be with some more MENTALLY STABLE people!?!
 

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