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Women Getting Shorter, Heavier

They'll lose 1 inch and gain 2 pounds by 2409

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(Newser) – Humans are still changing, and the female winners of the evolutionary crapshoot will be shorter and heavier down the line. A new study that tracked the motherly productivity of the slim-and-tall set alongside their squatter peers concludes that a lower center of gravity will win out in the end, and it offers a surprising prediction: By 2409, women will be on average almost an inch shorter and 2 pounds heavier.

Still think evolution isn’t working on us humans? “That’s just plain false,” the study’s lead author says. Another finding: women who give birth earlier or enter menopause later appear to pass those traits along to their daughters. As a result, researchers think that women will eventually produce babies at a younger age than they do now, by 5 months or so on average, and enter menopause 10 months later, notes the Telegraph.

Three generations of healthy women.
Three generations of healthy women.   (Shutterstock)
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texasaurus
Oct 21, 09 2:37 PM CDT
... and Sir Mix-a-lot rejoices. Reply
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Netstorm2k9
Oct 21, 09 3:08 PM CDT
Morlocks!!!! Reply
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BleeBloo
Oct 21, 09 3:09 PM CDT
Women who are capable of reproducing for a longer period of time produce more offspring? Stop the presses! Reply
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RobN
Oct 21, 09 3:23 PM CDT
Stand back tall skinny women, we will kick your bony asses. Eventually of course, cause right now you're getting all the rich successful guys and living lives of luxury, but come 2409 you'd better not screw with us or our lower centers of gravity will take you down. Reply
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circuitries
Oct 21, 09 7:48 PM CDT
Not likely. People tend to desire things that are rare-- if tall and skinny becomes more rare, it will become more desirable (though other factors play a roll, obviously).
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