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Dubya's New Gig: Motivational Guru

George W. Bush headlines Texas 'mega show' with $19 tickets

By Jason Farago,  Newser Staff

Posted Oct 21, 2009 7:41 AM CDT

(Newser) – It sure ain't the G8: George W. Bush, nine months retired, is headlining a motivational speaking "mega show" in Fort Worth next week, which promises "more inspirational firepower than a stick of dynamite!" As the event's screaming website reveals, the former president is appearing alongside Colin Powell and Rudy Giuliani, as well as the "legendary" quarterback Terry Bradshaw and an alleged "top sales expert." Cost to see the former commander in chief: $19, helpfully glossed as "not per person, but per office."

George W. Bush will be appearing at a motivational speaking event in Fort Worth. He's flanked by 'goal achievement' expert Robert Schuller and 'top sales expert' Tamara Lowe.
George W. Bush will be appearing at a motivational speaking event in Fort Worth. He's flanked by 'goal achievement' expert Robert Schuller and 'top sales expert' Tamara Lowe.   (Courtesy Get Motivated)
George W. Bush speaks during the World Knowledge Forum in Seoul, South Korea, Wednesday, Oct. 14, 2009.
George W. Bush speaks during the World Knowledge Forum in Seoul, South Korea, Wednesday, Oct. 14, 2009.   (AP Photo/The Maeil Business Newspaper)
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COMMENTS
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schmidtkoff
Oct 22, 2009 5:15 AM CDT
@timi - i would think that weapons of mass seductions would be firmly in the republican camp.
Timinator2K
Oct 21, 2009 12:50 PM CDT
Maybe fight a war against liberals and their weapons of mass seduction.
Doctor-Zaius
Oct 21, 2009 12:50 PM CDT
I find it interesting that they have to include him in a group along with Powell, Giuliani and a football hero. It's the equivalent of tying a pork chop around an ugly kids neck so the dog will play with him.

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