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Need a Chicken Poncho? Hit Regretsy

New blog features the worst of the worst from Etsy's ranks

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Oct 21, 2009 11:55 AM CDT

(Newser) – If you have a chicken in need of a trusty poncho, or should you find yourself dying for a 16-inch reusable menstrual pad, good news: You can buy either—or both—of those items on Etsy, the site where artists sell handmade items. If you aren’t looking for a chicken poncho but just need a way to kill some time, check out Regretsy instead—the blog that compiles the most ill-advised Etsy items, including the aforementioned two, and more:

  • Corset jeans
  • "Dick or Treat" adults-only Halloween necklace
  • Organic Michael Jackson cat toy
  • Pin made out of a turtle foot
  • Painting involving a naked woman, a bear, and a pair of mittens
  • Gold-plated binder clip
  • Neon zebra pants
  • Mounted fake white tiger head bejeweled with Swarovski crystals

This wrist cuff also doubles, conveniently enough, as a chicken poncho.
This wrist cuff also doubles, conveniently enough, as a chicken poncho.   (Etsy via Regretsy)
See, Halloween isn't just for kids!
See, Halloween isn't just for kids!   (Etsy via Regretsy)
Thank goodness these exist.
Thank goodness these exist.   (Etsy via Regretsy)
Not only does this menstrual pad have a vampire on it, it's also 16 inches long.
Not only does this menstrual pad have a vampire on it, it's also 16 inches long.   (Etsy via Regretsy)
Regretsy makes fun of all the ill-advised Etsy creations.
Regretsy makes fun of all the ill-advised Etsy creations.   (Regretsy)
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COMMENTS
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GreekChorus
Oct 22, 2009 2:34 AM CDT
So close....the one product would have been a big seller if it had been the "Dick or TEAT Halloween Necklace".
grassisntgreener
Oct 21, 2009 8:35 AM CDT
I am in tears over the regretsy site!i laughed for an hour!
davjc09
Oct 21, 2009 5:05 AM CDT
Somebody needs to lay off the crack.

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