Michael Lohan just refuses to budge from the D-list spotlight. His latest bout of look-at-me-I'm-Lindsay's-dad verbal diarrhea, courtesy of the Daily Mail: Lindsay could be "dead in a year," he tells Grazia. "I fear the worst. Look at Elvis, Anna Nicole Smith, Heath Ledger—who was a close friend of hers. It could be a year, a month, a week—who knows?"