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Save Money: Join Cult of the Somewhat Delayed

Live two years in the past and watch your savings grow

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(Newser) – Times are tough, and there's only one sure way to save money in the modern world: Live 2 years in the past. So says Lore Sjoberg, who's starting his very own Cult of the Somewhat Delayed. "If you subsist entirely on 2-year-old entertainment, and the corresponding 2-year-old technology used to power it, you’re cutting your fun budget in half, freeing up that money for more exciting expenditures like parking meters and postage," he writes for Wired.

No more hardcover books or new movies. It's time for paperbacks and Netflix. "And then there are all those people paying $600 for video cards that, six months from now, will cost less than the shiny, full-bleed folding pamphlets currently being used to advertise the hardware." He envisions his cult in an "online compound, with its own search engine," and slightly dated reviews of movies and technology. "We just want to be left alone, and we hope you and the upcoming Clinton administration understand that."

Cell phones? What's your hurry?
Cell phones? What's your hurry?   (Shutter Stock)
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There are many strange religions in this mixed-up, modern world—Discordianism, Pastafarianism, the Church of the Subgenius—but one of strangest and most popular is the Cult of the New. - Lore Sjoberg, Wired

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Doctor_Zaius
Oct 29, 09 1:57 PM CDT
I think I was a founding member of this cult. Reply
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DJM420
Oct 29, 09 2:05 PM CDT
geez. me too. and i thought i was just a 'refusenik'! get majic jack and cancel your cable people.
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schmidtkoff
Oct 29, 09 2:11 PM CDT
i'm so far delayed i'm still looking for a vcr to play all the obsolete tapes gathering dust on the top of the bookcase. oh, aren't books on the verge of planned obsolescence? sigh. Reply
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Doctor_Zaius
Oct 29, 09 2:15 PM CDT
I need a new fitting for my Victrola ™. Reply
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Hububba
Oct 29, 09 2:39 PM CDT
I'm telling you-- George Bush is going to start a war! Reply
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