LiLo, Mom to Dad: Shut Up!

Lindsay apparently failed to pay taxes in 2009

(NEWSER) - Among the things overlooked on Lindsay Lohan's to-do list in 2009: rehab and paying taxes. TMZ reports that the IRS has obtained a $93,000 lien against the actress because she never got around to filing her federal return. If she doesn't pay up, the agency can seize any homes, cars, or cash that she has on hand, notes the website. Maybe the recent Playboy gig paid well? More»

Mag hit shelves Friday, and everyone reporting something different

(NEWSER) - Maybe Lindsay Lohan getting close to $1 million to pose in Playboy will turn out to be a good deal for both parties. Hugh Hefner claims, rather tepidly on Twitter , that the Lohan issue is going wild, reports CNN . "The Lindsay Lohan January-February Double Issue is breaking sales records," Hefner tweeted yesterday. Still, CNN called a dozen newsstands around the United States and only one said it was sold out of the issue, which hit shelves on Friday, with more copies to arrive today. More»

He hasn't paid child support, they claim in court filings

(NEWSER) - Terrell Owens did not have a good Friday: Not one … not two … but three women filed court papers that day alleging the NFL free agent owes them child support, the New York Post reports. Melanie Paige Smith claims he owes her a $5,000 monthly payment, while Samelia Miller and Kimberly Floyd, in a joint filing, say he owes them $30,000. Owens, who played for the Cincinnati Bengals last season, is currently out of a job. He has a fourth child by, yes, a fourth woman, but so far no word from her. More»

Lindsay Lohan's rotting teeth, and 44 other items

(NEWSER) - As the year draws to a close, it's hard not to reflect on the events that have made 2011 the glorious year it was. Well, almost. Writing for Buzzfeed , Dave Stopera, argues that there are about 45 things from the past year we should forget, while toasting to "a much less trashy 2012!" in the process.

1. The ton of people ready to vote for Donald Trump for president

Says her $5K bag was stolen ... with passport, probation paperwork inside

(NEWSER) - Ah, LiLo, is there no mess you can't get into? Lohan was vacationing in Hawaii over the weekend when her $5,000 Chanel bag went missing—along with the sizable amount of cash, passport, and probation paperwork it contained, reports the New York Daily News . Apparently the starlet was partying (sober, say sources) when she left her bag in a car; when she returned two hours later, the bag was gone. More»