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Lampoon Lampoons Twilight With Nightlight

Edwart's no vamp, he just has nosebleeds, but don't tell Belle

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(Newser) – She's a klutzy transplant to the Oregon town of Switchblade who falls for a computer geek with nosebleeds named Edwart. “Looking into his eyes I felt waves of electricity, currents of electrons charging towards me. Was this how it felt to be in love ... for robots?” Yes, it's Belle, but this is Twilight as reimagined by the wits at the Harvard Lampoon—four current students who undertook Nightlight, the Lampoon's first satire of a novel since Bored of the Rings 40 years ago.

The thin volume drops today—conveniently just weeks before the next installment of the film series hits theaters, the Los Angeles Times notes. Hoping to borrow a little of the buzz from the über bestseller and box office smash? Poppycock, the Lampoon’s 22-year-old editor tells the Wall Street Journal. The paean is actually intended “to promote and increase the sales of Twilight,” he says, not freeload on the popular books and movies.

"Nightlight," by the Harvard Lampoon.   (Random House)
In this film publicity image released by Summit Entertainment, Robert Pattinson portrays Edward Cullen, left, and Kristen Stewart portrays Bella Swan in a scene from
In this film publicity image released by Summit Entertainment, Robert Pattinson portrays Edward Cullen, left, and Kristen Stewart portrays Bella Swan in a scene from "The Twilight Saga: New Moon."   (AP Photo/Summit Entertainment, Kimberley French)
In this publicity image released by Summit Entertainment, a new poster promoting the much anticipated sequel in the Twilight series,
In this publicity image released by Summit Entertainment, a new poster promoting the much anticipated sequel in the Twilight series, "New Moon," featuring Dakota Fanning, center left, and Michael Sheen,...   (AP Photo/Summit Entertainment)
Actors Robert Pattinson accepts the Twilight Award at the Teen Choice Awards on Sunday Aug. 9, 2009, in Universal City, Calif.
Actors Robert Pattinson accepts the Twilight Award at the Teen Choice Awards on Sunday Aug. 9, 2009, in Universal City, Calif.   (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello)
In this product image released by Barbie, dolls depicting characters Bella Swan, left, and Edward Cullen from the film,
In this product image released by Barbie, dolls depicting characters Bella Swan, left, and Edward Cullen from the film, "Twilight," are shown. The dolls will be available in stores on Nov. 1, 2009.   (AP Photo/Barbie)
Kristen Stewart, left, and Robert Pattinson, right, pose for a photo during news conference held to promote their new film
Kristen Stewart, left, and Robert Pattinson, right, pose for a photo during news conference held to promote their new film "Twilight:New Moon" at the Comic-Con International 2009 convention held in San...   (AP Photo/Denis Poroy)
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Scrambles
Nov 3, 09 2:42 PM CST
normally when i see the word lampoon i completely dismiss whatever the name is attached to due to national lampoon's string of terrible flicks....this might be funny though Reply
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Netstorm2k9
Nov 3, 09 4:21 PM CST
"The paean is actually intended “to promote and increase the sales of Twilight,” he says, not freeload on the popular books and movies." Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure. Reply
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Vanilla
Nov 4, 09 4:13 AM CST
Plagiarism much? Reply
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