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Lampoon Lampoons Twilight With Nightlight

Edwart's no vamp, he just has nosebleeds, but don't tell Belle

By Harry Kimball,  Newser Staff

Posted Nov 3, 2009 12:27 PM CST

(Newser) – She's a klutzy transplant to the Oregon town of Switchblade who falls for a computer geek with nosebleeds named Edwart. “Looking into his eyes I felt waves of electricity, currents of electrons charging towards me. Was this how it felt to be in love ... for robots?” Yes, it's Belle, but this is Twilight as reimagined by the wits at the Harvard Lampoon—four current students who undertook Nightlight, the Lampoon's first satire of a novel since Bored of the Rings 40 years ago.

The thin volume drops today—conveniently just weeks before the next installment of the film series hits theaters, the Los Angeles Times notes. Hoping to borrow a little of the buzz from the über bestseller and box office smash? Poppycock, the Lampoon’s 22-year-old editor tells the Wall Street Journal. The paean is actually intended “to promote and increase the sales of Twilight,” he says, not freeload on the popular books and movies.

Nightlight, by the Harvard Lampoon.
"Nightlight," by the Harvard Lampoon.   (Random House)
In this film publicity image released by Summit Entertainment, Robert Pattinson portrays Edward Cullen, left, and Kristen Stewart portrays Bella Swan in a scene from The Twilight Saga: New Moon.
In this film publicity image released by Summit Entertainment, Robert Pattinson portrays Edward Cullen, left, and Kristen Stewart portrays Bella Swan in a scene from "The Twilight Saga: New Moon."   (AP Photo/Summit Entertainment, Kimberley French)
In this publicity image released by Summit Entertainment, a new poster promoting the much anticipated sequel in the Twilight series, New Moon, featuring Dakota Fanning, center left, and Michael Sheen, center right, is shown. The film opens nationwide on Nov. 20.
In this publicity image released by Summit Entertainment, a new poster promoting the much anticipated sequel in the Twilight series, "New Moon," featuring Dakota Fanning, center left, and Michael Sheen,...   (AP Photo/Summit Entertainment)
Actors Robert Pattinson accepts the Twilight Award at the Teen Choice Awards on Sunday Aug. 9, 2009, in Universal City, Calif.
Actors Robert Pattinson accepts the Twilight Award at the Teen Choice Awards on Sunday Aug. 9, 2009, in Universal City, Calif.   (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello)
In this product image released by Barbie, dolls depicting characters Bella Swan, left, and Edward Cullen from the film, Twilight, are shown. The dolls will be available in stores on Nov. 1, 2009.
In this product image released by Barbie, dolls depicting characters Bella Swan, left, and Edward Cullen from the film, "Twilight," are shown. The dolls will be available in stores on Nov. 1, 2009.   (AP Photo/Barbie)
Kristen Stewart, left, and Robert Pattinson, right, pose for a photo during news conference held to promote their new film Twilight:New Moon at the Comic-Con International 2009 convention held in San Diego Thursday, July 23, 2009. The annual comic book and popular arts convention attracts over 100,000 people...
Kristen Stewart, left, and Robert Pattinson, right, pose for a photo during news conference held to promote their new film "Twilight:New Moon" at the Comic-Con International 2009 convention held in San...   (AP Photo/Denis Poroy)
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COMMENTS
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Vanilla
Nov 4, 2009 10:13 AM CST
Plagiarism much?
Netstorm2k10
Nov 3, 2009 10:21 AM CST
"The paean is actually intended “to promote and increase the sales of Twilight,” he says, not freeload on the popular books and movies." Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
Scrambles
Nov 3, 2009 8:42 AM CST
normally when i see the word lampoon i completely dismiss whatever the name is attached to due to national lampoon's string of terrible flicks....this might be funny though
 

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