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Relationships That Wouldn't Work in Reality

Hollywood cooks up some screwed up matches

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted Nov 4, 2009 3:35 PM CST

(Newser) – Hollywood’s great at making us root for relationships that shouldn’t work. But some of them really shouldn’t work. The Nerve imagines if the following couples moved in next-door:

  • Beauty and the Beast: No, I’m not kissing a dog … he’s really a prince! I swear!
  • Buffy and Angel (Buffy the Vampire Slayer): She’s 16, and he’s more than 200, and, oh yeah, dead. So it’s illegal in multiple ways, and creepy, too.

  • Dexter and Rita (Dexter): “The baseline for a successful relationship should be just a bit higher than ‘did not kill significant other today.’”
  • Don Draper and Anyone (Mad Men): You’re either rooting for a guy to leave his wife and kids, or rooting for a wife to stay with a philandering guy who lies to her about his own name.
  • George Michael and Maeby (Arrested Development): They’re sweet, they’re awkward … and they’re cousins (sort of).
For more, check the source.

Don Draper's a man who should not have relationships.
Don Draper's a man who should not have relationships.   (AP Photo/AMC Frank Ockenfels)
In real life, wouldn't this be a little icky?
In real life, wouldn't this be a little icky?   (YouTube)
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COMMENTS
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thejoint00
Nov 5, 2009 6:11 AM CST
any story that includes "they lived happily ever after is implausable" most relationships would be barely believable if they just ended with "and they continued to be together despite what the in-laws had to say about it."
riffran
Nov 5, 2009 6:08 AM CST
what about Donkey and the dragon..in Shrek
Doctor-Zaius
Nov 5, 2009 2:01 AM CST
For instance?

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