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 FOR THE XENU WHO HAS EVERYTHING 
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Inside the Scientology Holiday Catalog

And yes, that is a picture of Santa at a Scientology Christmas bash

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(Newser) – Not sure what to buy Tom Cruise for Christmas? Just take a gander at the Scientology Holiday Catalog, which Jezebel's Dodai got her hands on by way of a reader. Noteworthy items include a collection of 18 Nigerian goatskin-bound books of The Basics for a cool $2,000, a $4,650 E-Meter, and—for “Clear” followers only—a bracelet that’ll run you up to $3,200, should you want the diamond-studded version.

A child speaks to Santa Claus at the 'Christmas Stories' benefit for needy children December 1, 2001 at the Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre International in Los Angeles, CA.
A child speaks to Santa Claus at the 'Christmas Stories' benefit for needy children December 1, 2001 at the Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre International in Los Angeles, CA.   (Getty Images)
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attaboy
Nov 4, 09 10:39 AM CST
baha. ahahaha. HAHAHAHAHA. Religion > Common Sense Reply
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johntitor
Nov 4, 09 3:36 PM CST
In this case Business > Religion
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5755onpoint
Nov 4, 09 7:17 PM CST
I dont see what the interest is, every religion has a catalog not just Scientology. Check this out - http://shop.catholic.com/home.php http://www.catholicfamilycatalog.com/ http://www.al-farah.com/women-s-collection-tops.html?gclid=CPSn6cjW8p0CFSUa5wodhlJGIw Oh man the list goes on. So I do not get why this is that interesting. They even decorate the Los Angeles Church of Scientology with X-mas decorations. People would hop on anything just to say something.
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insulant_dolphin
Nov 4, 09 10:40 AM CST
Oh boy I can't wait to get my E-meter... what the heck does it do again? I think i need to rewatch that episode of South Park. Reply
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Dr.Gonzo
Nov 4, 09 11:57 AM CST
Yea I love that episode, a classic. I laughed at how crazy they made the "religion" look. Then i researched it.....they werent joking about that.
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