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SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 2009
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 WHEN 12-YEAR-OLDS ATTACK 
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London Mayor Rescues Woman From Tweens

Big Boris rides by at the right time

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(Newser) – London Mayor Boris Johnson came to the rescue of a woman beset by a group of “feral” 12-year-old girls. “One of them had an iron bar in her hand,” the woman recalls to the Guardian. “It was as big as her.” Just then, the wild-haired London mayor—“my knight on shining bicycle”—cycled by and dispersed the gaggle of ruffians by calling them “oiks” and chasing them with their own dropped bar. He returned to walk the victim home.

The woman, an environmental activist and documentary filmmaker, admits that she did not vote for Johnson, a Conservative, opting for Labour candidate Ken Livingstone. But she offers a ringing endorsement of his personal approach to street crime. “If you find yourself down a dark alleyway and in trouble, I think Boris would be of more use than Ken.”

Boris Johnson.
Boris Johnson.   (AP Photo)
Boris Johnson cycles off from outside City Hall, seen in background,  in London.
Boris Johnson cycles off from outside City Hall, seen in background, in London.   (AP Photo)
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Jes
Nov 4, 09 1:16 PM CST
Lol, what did she do to set them off, diss Twilight? Reply
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northeast
Nov 4, 09 1:28 PM CST
This guy is the funniest politician I've ever met. He's in trouble constantly for making fun of Liverpool residents and flipping everyone off when caught. Reply
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MarkMcJackoff
Nov 4, 09 2:01 PM CST
Never met him but I do think he is an unusually honest politician and calls it as he sees it. He sacked the police chief in London, told Chavez to stick his oil up his Venezuelan fundament and of course spends a lot of time upsetting the Socialists. He is also the worst dressed politician in the UK - vide his appearance at the closing ceremony of the Beijing Olympics. Reply
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maevealleine
Nov 4, 09 2:05 PM CST
I don't know much about this guy except he's exceptionally handsome ;) Reply
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riffran
Nov 5, 09 3:03 AM CST
never heard the term "oiks" before Reply
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