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London Mayor Rescues Woman From Tweens

Big Boris rides by at the right time

By Harry Kimball,  Newser Staff

Posted Nov 4, 2009 1:11 PM CST

(Newser) – London Mayor Boris Johnson came to the rescue of a woman beset by a group of “feral” 12-year-old girls. “One of them had an iron bar in her hand,” the woman recalls to the Guardian. “It was as big as her.” Just then, the wild-haired London mayor—“my knight on shining bicycle”—cycled by and dispersed the gaggle of ruffians by calling them “oiks” and chasing them with their own dropped bar. He returned to walk the victim home.

The woman, an environmental activist and documentary filmmaker, admits that she did not vote for Johnson, a Conservative, opting for Labour candidate Ken Livingstone. But she offers a ringing endorsement of his personal approach to street crime. “If you find yourself down a dark alleyway and in trouble, I think Boris would be of more use than Ken.”

Boris Johnson.
Boris Johnson.   (AP Photo)
Boris Johnson cycles off from outside City Hall, seen in background,  in London.
Boris Johnson cycles off from outside City Hall, seen in background, in London.   (AP Photo)
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Acoma
Jan 9, 2010 8:13 AM CST
lol @ ConcernedNurse
cochiserocks
Nov 5, 2009 12:55 PM CST
Boris is brilliant. A politician of the old school - strong belief in fairness, hard work and everyone contributing, classical educated, doesn't like slick media stuff, can't see why he should scrub up or brush his hair when it is the policy which should be under scrutiny. He makes off the cuff remarks which are meant well but end up offending and get him in trouble, but his general buffoonery masks a quick mind which has benefited from the best education money can by (Eton and then Oxford). He was also a journalist and an editor (Spectator Magazine). He has a clear ambition to be prime minister and considering the recent morons, and the next one in line (David Cameron) - he's actually got a chance - just because he appears vaguely real and less likely to take back handers or bow down to corporate sponsorship. He also rides his bike to work every day (as Mayor of London)
riffran
Nov 5, 2009 9:03 AM CST
never heard the term "oiks" before

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