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Shatner Reads the Real Levi

Conan O'Brien sorry for fake Tweets, but not too sorry

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(Newser) The Tonight Show got the last laugh on Levi Johnston. The soon-to-be Playgirl model threatened to sue if Conan O’Brien didn’t retract Wednesday’s poetry session, featuring William Shatner dramatically reading Levi’s supposed Tweets. So O'Brien admitted they were actually written by “a clever impostor posing as the witty Levi Johnston”—then brought Shatner back to read some “real, verified quotes.” Highlights:

  • “The first thing Sarah said to me at the hotel was, ‘You gotta cut your hair.’ I told her I didn’t want to. I had a mullet at the time.”
  • “Guess what? I shot a big-ass bear.”
  • “If Sarah wanted food, we’d get her something to eat. Like a crunch-wrapped supreme from Taco Bell.”
  • “I just get naked. That’s what I do.”

William Shatner poses on the set of the History Channel's documentary
William Shatner poses on the set of the History Channel's documentary "How William Shatner Changed the World," in this Feb. 16, 2006, file photo, in Los Angeles.   (AP Photo/Damian Dovarganes, File)
This Nov. 7, 2007 file photo shows Conan O'Brien in New York.
This Nov. 7, 2007 file photo shows Conan O'Brien in New York.   (AP Photo/Evan Agostini, file)
In this July 9, 2009 file photo, Levi Johnston, 19, is seen during a news conference in Anchorage, Alaska.
In this July 9, 2009 file photo, Levi Johnston, 19, is seen during a news conference in Anchorage, Alaska.   (AP Photo/Mark Thiessen, file)
Levi Johnston and William Shatner are shown in this combination photo.
Levi Johnston and William Shatner are shown in this combination photo.   (Associated Press)
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geneparmesan
Nov 6, 09 7:43 AM CST
Threatening to sue, who does that sound like? Reply
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schmidtkoff
Nov 6, 09 8:24 AM CST
go shatner! among other things lacking in levi we can now add sense of humor, an thin-skinned. Reply
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schmidtkoff
Nov 6, 09 8:29 AM CST
meant thick-skin.
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youngblood
Nov 6, 09 8:34 AM CST
Sounds like 90% of the World today! Reply
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MoodyMommy
Nov 6, 09 11:10 AM CST
A pretty face (or ass) only gets you so far Levi. Start looking for a day job. Reply
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