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We Need an Institute to Study Sarah Palin

And George W. Bush should be the one to build it

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted Nov 17, 2009 12:30 PM CST

(Newser) – Dear George W. Bush: Instead of setting up some boring policy institute—there are already about 3,000 of them—why not spend your money on something important, like studying Sarah Palin. Set up the Institute for the Study of Sarah Palin, and “my check is in the mail,” writes Richard Cohen of the Washington Post. Such a place could study topics like how John McCain chose her—and why he hasn’t “repaired to a monastery and taken a vow of absolute silence,” in penance.

“The Institute for the Study of Sarah Palin might conclude that she represents the exact moment important Republicans gave up on democracy.” She was, no doubt, supposed to be a pretty puppet, controlled by her intellectual betters. Instead she’s now a celebrity demagogue. Republicans like her because they trust her to attack everything they hate. “The Palin Movement is fueled by high-octane bile, and it is worth studying for these reasons alone.”

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin talks about the state's health initiatives during a news conference in Anchorage, Alaska on Thursday Dec. 4, 2008.
Alaska Governor Sarah Palin talks about the state's health initiatives during a news conference in Anchorage, Alaska on Thursday Dec. 4, 2008.   (AP Photo/Al Grillo)
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cornelison
Nov 18, 2009 2:54 AM CST
McCain really created a monster. Palin is unelectable since no one will want her lying about them. She doesn't really want to run in a campaign. She's too lazy anyway. And she's laughing all the way to the bank.
Caps
Nov 18, 2009 2:15 AM CST
I think just a simple OUTHOUSE will suit her fine, being she is full of s###.
smartyMcSmartsmart
Nov 17, 2009 11:10 AM CST
Ignorant and undereducated Americans think Palin's dandy, thats the problem. If we educated people properly this shit wouldn't happen. If people drop out of school or take education lightly another George Bush will take office and we'll go through another 8 years of REGRESSION. All republicans are to blame, if they would get their heads out from their anuses they would nominate a smart educated person not a old crippled war veteran who might win those votes. The educated few who seem to have a grip on worldly issues see through the republican mirage. In the end, the educated prevailed. After 8 years of nothing we now realize that we have a lot of domestic issues. IS THIS A SHOCKER?Obama in his first 11 months was dealt THE WORST POSSIBLE HAND, in yet he's playing his cards properly. Nothing happens overnight, especially when undereducated and corrupt are voting on our nations policies that directly effect our future. IDEA: Public OPTION Healthcare (Optional idiots) Create Jobs Legalize Pot New cash crop... HEMP I Rationale--> The dumb will become burnout food preparers, while the able bodied folk flourish. PS. Lets create an American Union Canada Mexico USA form and let democracy trickle into Latin America.

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