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14 Scariest Twilight Souvenirs

It gets worse: There's a dildo on the list

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Nov 17, 2009 8:30 AM CST | Updated Nov 17, 2009 10:56 AM CST

(Newser) – As thousands of fans mobbed last night’s New Moon premiere (some had been waiting since Thursday afternoon, the AP reports), Gawker runs down the 14 craziest pieces of Twilight merchandise:

  • Edward Cullen panties
  • Edward Cullen sock puppet
  • Jacob Black light switch cover
  • Vampire sparkle dildo
  • Edward Cullen sweatshirt that reads, “Edward can bite my pillows, break my headboard, and bruise my body any day.”

  • Cullen family toilet seat
  • Vegan Twilight lip gloss
  • Hand-painted Bella and Edward high-top sneakers
  • Felt Bella womb with fetus
  • Twilight-themed wedding Save the Date cards
  • Baby Twilight onesie: “I’m the next Edward Cullen.”
For the complete list, click the link at right—or view the terrifying photos at left.

Kristen Stewart, center, arrives at The Twilight Saga: New Moon premiere on Monday, Nov. 16, 2009, in Westwood, Calif.
Kristen Stewart, center, arrives at The Twilight Saga: New Moon premiere on Monday, Nov. 16, 2009, in Westwood, Calif.   (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello)
Actor Robert Pattinson hugs a fan as he arrives at The Twilight Saga: New Moon premiere in Westwood, Calif. Monday, Nov. 16, 2009.
Actor Robert Pattinson hugs a fan as he arrives at The Twilight Saga: New Moon premiere in Westwood, Calif. Monday, Nov. 16, 2009.   (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)
Actor Taylor Lautner signs autographs as he arrives at The Twilight Saga: New Moon premiere in Westwood, Calif. on Monday, Nov. 16, 2009.
Actor Taylor Lautner signs autographs as he arrives at The Twilight Saga: New Moon premiere in Westwood, Calif. on Monday, Nov. 16, 2009.   (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)
Edward Cullen panties.
Edward Cullen panties.   (Twitarded via Gawker)
Edward Cullen the Sock Zombie.
Edward Cullen the Sock Zombie.   (Etsy via Gawker)
Jacob Black light switch cover.
Jacob Black light switch cover.   (Etsy via Gawker)
The Vamp dildo--it sparkles!
"The Vamp" dildo--it sparkles!   (Tantus via Gawker)
Edward Cullen sweatshirt.
Edward Cullen sweatshirt.   (CafePress via Gawker)
Cullen family crest toilet seat.
Cullen family crest toilet seat.   (Etsy via Gawker)
Vegan-friendly Twilight lip gloss.
Vegan-friendly Twilight lip gloss.   (Etsy via Gawker)
Hand-painted Twilight Converse.
Hand-painted Twilight Converse.   (Regretsy via Gawker)
Felted Bella womb complete with fetus.
Felted Bella womb complete with fetus.   (Cinematical via Gawker)
Twilight wedding Save the Date card.
Twilight wedding Save the Date card.   (Etsy via Gawker)
Twilight baby onesie.
Twilight baby onesie.   (CafePress via Gawker)
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COMMENTS
Showing 3 of 13 comments
JChron
Nov 19, 2009 12:19 PM CST
How about a Twilight Handgun so I can shoot myself in the face!
Cailtach
Nov 18, 2009 4:03 AM CST
I'm a little weirded out by the dildo, tbh.
carpenocturne
Nov 17, 2009 10:07 AM CST
movie, as in singular. it was horribly edited and had quite a few flaws. you can't talk about new moon or in plurals until you see it.

 
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